August 23rd, 2007 by Tess

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Britney Spears has beefed up security and signed up for the hardcore Israeli combat techniques Matt Damon uses in The Bourne Ultimatum after growing paranoid following a batch of crazed fan mail. I hate to inform Britney that Karate won’t help her career from flushing away like a fresh cookie…….this girl is a white trash train wreck with negative talent and withering sex appeal……. forget the self-defense, doesn’t she pay big guys thousands per month for just that? Rather stick to parental classes LOL! For me this lady is way above finished material and she is more scared of herself destructive possibilities rather than being scared of some person trying to hurt her. And this notion that she has (I don’t whether she has it or not) that there is someone that’s looking to harm her boys is ridiculous coz till is in custody of the boys she is their biggest enemy, at any point of time she will leaves the kids and walk into the pool.

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