Celeb Binge

Poor Britney! She doesn’t KNOW she’s missing her undies and flashing her cooch because she’s got post-partum depression! Don’t you people understand?!??! When you’ve got post-partum depression, you don’t KNOW you’re supposed to wear panties!! She probably doesn’t even own any panties … because she’s got post-partum depression!!! When I had post-partum depression, I flashed my cooch all over the place!! In the grocery store, at church, everywhere!! And all the men were so understanding and nice to me because I was flashing my cooch … I mean, because I had post-partum depression!! Give her a break already!!! You’re all just jealous because Britney’s cooch can sing and dance and is more famous and richer and prettier and smarter than any of your chooches, and her cooch has post-partum depression!!! Your lazy cooches, that have never had a problem of the same magnitude that Britney’s cooch has, are just sitting there behind your computers eating Ding-Dongs and hating!!!! And Britney’s cooch’s new song rocks!! I’d like to see YOUR cooches try and be as good as hers!!!