Celeb Binge

She has spent the last few days making a crazy tour of every major talk show, hyping her new film Mad Money. It was expected to be a major hit and a comeback film for Katie Doesn’t Cash OutHolmes, who hasn’t starred in a movie in two years.

Instead, it did much less than expected. Over the weekend it only took in a mere $7.7 million. It was a far cry from Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses which took in over $22 million. Katie just doesn’t have the star appeal of Katherine.

Katie, looks like you better stick to hanging out with Tom. Or ditch him if you ever plan to make movies again. The crazy man is weighing you down.