September 12th, 2008 by Tess

The UK’s News of the World reports that Lindsay Lohan and her “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson want to be Hollywood parents.

DO THEY EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING A PARENT MEANS?

The thought them being parents scares the hell off us!!!

The paper claims:

“Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

We all know that Lindsay is not famous for her great choices in men! Who will the father be? Wilmer Valderrama? Jared Leto?????

The paper also claims that she hopes that having a child will help her recovery from drug and alcohol addiction.

Um, you can blame the great parenting she received for the way she’s thinking.
If that’s her reasoning, then we look forward to seeing baby Lindsay in rehab!!!

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