Samantha Ronson will marry Lindsay Lohan
October 4th, 2008 by Tess

Samantha Ronson, also known as Lindsay Lohan’s girl “friend, has an
nounced her plans to marry Lindsay Lohan before New Year’s. This explains the engagement ring Lindsay’s been wearing for a while.
According to the “The Sun”
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Sure, go ahead; get hitched, just as long as you don’t have children! WAIT! They are planning to have children! What in the world is happening?
Someone save us!