Filming starts on ‘Tiger’s Wood’ porn parody

A porn film company is cashing in on the latest celebrity sex scandal – with an X-rated movie entitled Tiger’s Wood.
Adam and Eve Pictures took just two weeks to plan the tongue-in-cheek adult flick, which has a cast of 10 and a 15-page script.
While self-proclaimed ‘A-list porn star’ Tyler Knight parodies the golfer, busty blonde adult movie actress Kayden Kross plays his wife Elin Nordegren.
There are even porn versions of celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred, New York party girl Rachel Uchitel and cocktail waitress Jamie Grubbs.
The movie, which bills itself as the ‘official porn parody’ of the golfer’s off-course antics, began filming yesterday, in a secret location just north of Los Angeles, California.
It will take just three days to shoot and could be released as early as January next year.
Knight, who began his career in porn after an agent approached him outside a library, said he was not even aware of the Tiger Woods scandal until being offered the role of the golfer.
‘I live in a media vacuum. I don’t watch TV, I pretty much read and write all day long,’ he said.
‘When the director explained it to me, I was like: “What the hell are you talking about?” But he explained it to me and here I am.’
Adam and Eve’s take on the Tiger Woods scandal is told from the golfer’s point of view. The movie is framed around a press conference, where ‘Tiger’ addresses the media and the tale emerges in a series of flashbacks.
‘It opens with me confronting him,’ Miss Kross said. ‘The infamous night where I attack his car with a golf club. I really want to hit him.’
Knight continued: ‘Basically I throw down with thirty trillion other girls and then I come home and catch her with my caddy. She convinces me that it’s okay because I cheated on her.’
Miss Kross added: ‘I also did a girl and it’s really no different with a girl.’
Meredith Christopher, the executive producer for Adam and Eve Pictures, said a Tiger Woods parody was the obvious porn movie to make.
‘With the popularity of adult parody films as well as celebrity scandal, this project is a natural,’ she said.
‘Every day, there seems to be some new development… and it really has captured the attention of the public. That’s what we want to focus on with Tiger’s Wood.’
Capri Cavalli parodies Rachel Uchitel, Natasha Nice plays ‘Jamie Moneygrubber’ and Melissa Monet stars as ‘Gloria Allgood’.

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