December 16th, 2008 by Tess

To save her dying career.

Denise Richards is painfully aware her acting career is about to be put out of its misery. As a mother (”Have you seen my kids? Look at my kids. LOOK AT THEM!”) she’s panicking over what to do about her cash flow once E! cans her reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

But, in a ’surprising’ move, she’s ready to do anything to make that paper. Well, almost anything. The Chicago Sun-Times report:

Supposedly, Richards is so concerned about her professional future, ‘’she’s willing to do just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn,” says a longtime pal. Besides her dismal reality show, Richards’ recent film projects have been clearly forgettable little comedies yet to find distribution.

“[Ex-husband] Charlie Sheen is clearly loving all this,” said one of the sources, who quipped, ”I expect we’ll soon see Denise as a future victim in the umpteenth ‘Saw’ sequel.”

Let me get this straight, if we get Denise to make a sex video and sell her video, she’d do it for the money?

Any takers?

June 26th, 2008 by Tess

Would you expect anything less of the spawn of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards? With parents like that, you can possible think they’d be normal, can you?

Denise says, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Oh, and we thought their outlet was the reality TV show…oh wait, that’s for mommy.

June 20th, 2008 by Tess

Is anyone else sick of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards? For whatever reason, they believe that the rest of us want to see them act like eighth graders who broke up. Well, they can’t get over themselves.

Denise decided to do a reality show for E! so the world could see that she was just an ordinary girl. Yeah, an ordinary girl who steals the husband of her best friend. And what does she do? Bitch about how awful it was to be married to Charlie.

And how does he respond? Maturly calling her house and leaving her messages letting her know how nasty she is.

Grow up already, people!