April 5th, 2008 by Tess

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She’s being nice and offering her congratulations, but you know inside she’s laughing. She knows she got the better end of the deal by being able to stay in her seat by Regis.

In response to Kathie Lee’s new television gig, Kelly Ripa says, “I’m so excited for her. Everybody’s like, ‘Have you ever met her?’ I’m like, met her? I know her intimately! I’m so happy for her.”

Kelly goes on, “She’s very influential in my life. I saw her doing it all - a working mom. She had a big impact on me.”

February 20th, 2008 by Tess

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Are you super psyched about the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars? Tons of fans are and were thrilled to hear the lineup of celebrities for this year.

The stars inclue Priscilla Presley, Kristi Yamaguchi, Adam Carolla, Marlee Matin, Shannon Elizabeth, Steve Guttenberg, Monica Seles, Penn Jillette, Mario, Cristian De La Fuente, Marissa Jaret Winokur, and Jason Taylor (of the Miami Dolphins).

The competition begins on March 17th with a live performance on ABC.

January 15th, 2008 by Tess

Grammy’s Picket

The Writers Guild has already taken the Golden Globes away from us but now, they are looking to take away the Grammy’s too. How is the music business hurting the striking writers?! The ceremony may be airing on CBS and the network is part of the big media that is refusing to negotiate with the writes but the WGA already said that it would refuse to grant the Grammy’s a waiver that would allow them to use WGA members to write the show.

It’s not yet clear how much of an impact a WGA picket line would have on the awards show but the ceremony will have to make do without the usual 10-20 actors who usually serve as presenters.

December 15th, 2007 by Tess

Lindsay Lohan Dedicates This Song

I find it really cheesy when a singer sings about their current flame. It’s even cheesier when that current flame hasn’t even lasted a week yet. So grab your earplugs kids because Lindsay Lohan is doing just that when it comes to her making a new album.The now sober 21-year old was at Hollywood hot spot Goa on Sunday and a source says that she introduced a new guy to her pals as her boyfriend Spencer. He happens to be the same guy that she was caught kissing at Il Sole last week. But you all know how Lindsay’s relationships go. I doubt he’d even make it to the New Year.

December 5th, 2007 by Tess

Beyonce at Movies Rock

Beyonce, the artist with too many slashes between job descriptions to mention, showed up in a green Zac Posen Resort at ‘Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film’ which was held at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood on Sunday. And yes, she did her trademark pose of showing her armpits.

The noted singer and actress made a costume change into an Elie Saab dress some time during the show for her performance She performed a rousing rendition of ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ from The Wizard of Oz.

The show will air on Friday, December 7 at 9PM ET/PT on CBS.

November 30th, 2007 by Tess

Beckham is red-carded

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

Ah well, stay home and watch the footy eh David?

November 22nd, 2007 by Tess

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Being a mother myself I know all to well how forgetful you can get during pregnancy. Seriously, you are lucky if you remember your own name most days and if you find the car keys in the freezer and the butter in the oven you are having a good day.

But surely forgetting your underwear is a little on the extreme side? Especially for celebrities like Christina Aguilera, who must have an entourage of people around her to remind her of such necessities? But no, obviously knickers must be a rare commodity in Hollywood as she joins the growing list of stars leaving their underwear at home whilst out on the town.

Our pregnant star once slammed Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton for such behaviour, but we have pictures to prove she is now a full fledged member of the panty-less crew. Whether she will remember it or not I am sure someone will be happy to remind her…

November 20th, 2007 by Tess

Someone tell them what “Final” means…

There is to be a 4th instalment in the Final Destination series. Director David R Ellis, who directed Final Destination 2, has been signed up to direct the 4th movie; which they plan to film in 3D. The popular horror series works on the premise that even if you cheat death once, the force that is death itself will stalk you until it has finished what it has started, usually as gruesome and gory as possible.

Apparently this isn’t true for sequels. You can kill a good idea. I think that the movie bosses made so much money (double their budget) on the 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd instalment they are willing to push their luck.

Do you ever get the feeling of de ja vu? There are only so many new ways you can kill a bunch of teenagers off before it gets yawnsome. However I could be totally wrong and we could have another hit movie on our hands. But ask yourself…who actually watched all of the Scream movies and can you remember what the last one was about?

November 16th, 2007 by Tess

Angelina Jolie Splits Pants On Red Carpet

Brad Pitt came to his girlfriend Angelina Jolie’s rescue at the European premiere of her new film Beowulf on Sunday, by helping her cover-up when her leather pants split at the back. Pitt and Jolie were on the red carpet in London’s Leicester Square when the actress’ skin-tight black leather trousers started to unstitch around her bottom. I think that it was really an embarrassing thing for her. I can imagine how I would feel if I were d 1.but nice thinking brad. Way 2 go! I just can’t help with d thinking dat this whole thing was planned. Anyway what has happened has happened so I’ll advice Angelina 2 try and 4get it and face d future. At least she still has her whole life ahead of her. Sorry any way. Oh Yeah though I haven’t seen the pics of the pant split up till now, I am sure those pictures would be surfacing up soon very soon as the paparazzi would been on their toes for pics like these, she won’t be able to hide her butt like this, haha.

November 15th, 2007 by Tess

Amy Winehouse Glams Up

Who knew that the courts in London are actually open on weekends? But Amy Winehouse showed us just that. And if that’s the only way she can actually look all cleaned up, then I’ll take it.

The ‘Rehab’ singer left her signature dilapidated ballet slippers and short shorts at home and showed up at Thames Magistrates court looking her best as a ‘respectable housewife’ on Saturday. She was there to see her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil who was charged for allegedly trying to fix a trial. Blake was arrested on Thursday, mere days before he went to trial for assault after he beat up a bartender. He will be held in jail until November 26

November 11th, 2007 by Tess

Vince Vaughn Slams Fame-Seeking Actors

Actor Vince Vaughn has slammed aspiring actors who enter the profession just to find fame. The Wedding Crashers star believes youngsters in Hollywood no longer care about acting skills, as their only desire is to become a celebrity. I admit to being a shameless celebrity-hound, even going so far as to hotel-hop in the hopes of sighting my favorite celebs (see my link below), but I agree with Vaughan on this one. There are too many actors in Hollywood today who are utterly devoid of talent and seek only adulation. I won’t name any, but we all know who they are . . .Just for instance look at Paris Hilton, first she says she is going to Rwanda for aid and charity work only to postpone it and of course she is not going to miss the new years’ eve bash at the Lax or where ever she wants to party and the same goes for innumerable celebrities. They just will do and say anything to hog the limelight.

November 7th, 2007 by Tess

Christina Aguilera States the Obvious pregnancy

The only way for you to be shocked at Christina Aguilera being pregnant is if you came from a different planet and don’t know what a pregnant woman looks like. But maybe we can feign shock for just a few seconds for the mommy-to-be.

The new issue of Glamour magazine finally has the singer coming clean about her pregnancy. She’s anxious about the arrival of her first child and said “I want to get it right.” She also says she wants to be a working mom so she could balance the needs of her child with her career.

Congratulations to the happy mom! Finally!

November 5th, 2007 by Tess

Paris Celebrates Halloween In Sin City

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.

November 5th, 2007 by Tess

Snoop Dogg Hires David Beckham As Soccer Coach

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has hired his children the best soccer coach in the business - British sporting ace, David Beckham. The rapper struck up an unlikely friendship with Beckham during the late 1990s, and decided to call in a favor from the star when he moved out to Los Angeles earlier this year. What an unlikely partnership between the two of them. David I always though was not into this celeb drive and I though he’d always keep his integrity and not go hogging for money like a dog who has fire light up on his tail trying to find some water source to find some relief. As it stands now he cannot play because of an injury and most probably he has wrecked up a big hole in the budget of LA Galaxy soccer team who bought him from European soccer powerhouse Real Madrid. Now he has to repay them so he has to go teach some cracked ass’s son to hit the ball into the net and pick the ball up and place before the goal post.

October 30th, 2007 by Tess

Paris Involved In Car Accident

Paris Hilton was involved in yet another car accident today–but this time it wasn’t her fault. The heiress’ black Cadillac Escalade was sideswiped by a paparazzi trying to get a good shot of her in the alley behind Kitson. Is she ok now? This bad girl always draws our attention! A rumor goes that she is dating a young good-looking guy on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen just found his match last July. Well if anyone has not been hurt and Paris is not in a fix over this accident then it’s almost useless talking about this incident, coz no one’s hurt no ones crying and saying that it’s her fault then it really doesn’t make for an interesting reading. Luckily, no one was hurt and Paris went on to doing what she does best–making money.

October 23rd, 2007 by Tess

Marie Osmond Felled by Dancing Curse

Marie Osmond fainted on-camera Monday after her samba performance, joining the eerily growing list of celebrities who are literally suffering through this installment of the hit ABC series. The 48-year-old singer and mother of eight appeared to be just fine by the time the show came back from commercial break, with host Tom Bergeron informing the audience that Osmond’s first words upon awakening were, “Oh, crap.” hey girlie girl!!!! she is not even 50 and by no means is she OLD!!!!!! Eight kids yes 1/2 of which are adopted so behave yourselves. Feel bad that she fainted but dont put her down for it. 56 is not even old anymore remember how we live to almost 80 now. Don’t be rude both Marie and Jane are amazing women. Could you do better? If not then just shut up and watch them and if you can learn even the slightest from them then do so, the entertainment business is no child’s play kinder garden thing, you have to sweat it out to perform and sometimes over burden of work can cause a little dizziness. It should tell that they really work hard.

October 14th, 2007 by Tess

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An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

October 14th, 2007 by Tess

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I think this Copeland person is rite, after catching my daughter reading this X@@##! when she should be in bed how the X@@##! chase people around to find out what kinda X@@##! they wear or where they go is unreal and a joke. A person has rights to be among others without being bothered. Most people read that X@@##! outside “HOLLYWOOD” to laugh at how companies can even profit from invading someone’s personal space. A law should be passed to prevent this out of control problem. Now I wasted 30secs on this X@@##! X@@##! and if you are actually reviewing this comment, get your fat X@@##! up do something to make a change for the better in your own life and don’t concern yourself with something you will never have an effect on! While no one can identify who were the paps that were blocking his path and therefore if they cannot be identified they cannot be booked or punished, while if a celebrity got off his car and slapped a pap there would be instant cries calling for his arrest and whatever.

October 12th, 2007 by Tess

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Sean “Diddy” Combs is a force to be reckoned with in the music world. His bodyguards, meanwhile, have been accused of being a force to be feared in the club world. I sure would like to know what makes him think he’s better than anybody else; he may be rich but still talks like a low class fool, go back to school and learn how to speak. Your bodyguards sure must be stupid if this is the only job they can get. An education sounds about right for all 4 of you another star getting away with their crap. The dude is lucky he didn’t take out his “nine”. Diddy’s a loser, a womanizer and a punk-a** B****!!! Just a matter of time before his crap catches up with him. I hope no one ends up dead. OH WAIT’ that already happened. Someday someone is going to teach him a lesson the hard way, something he never would have thought off, but when things happen they can be ugly.

October 10th, 2007 by Tess

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Lindsay Lohan is refusing to quit acting after a disastrous year dominated by two driving under the influence arrests and three spells in rehab - insisting, “I’m here to stay”. The Mean Girls star, 21, insists she “hit rock bottom” after her final stint, in a rehab clinic in Utah - and has been slowly regaining the strength to make a comeback. Yeah yeah, like we have heard this thing from her before, she is repeating her own words time and time gain, she says she hit rock bottom during that drug over dose, or after smashing her car on the high way or whatever she feels would be a good excuse to say that was the bottom point and from there on she took Viagra pills to gain strength to make a come back. What do these stars think that we people are, if she is mad and lost that doesn’t mean that we are like here, our sense are working full time and in a clinical fashion. We know she is trying to fool us and we are not having any of it. She’s here to stay. That’s unfortunate

October 10th, 2007 by Tess

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I think he means that is ALL they want, and they will stoop to any level to get it. Think of a star that is in the news all the time and how many movies they have come out with all at once….like a new premiere every other month. They take on whatever roles are offered them, whether it would be good for their career or not. Why? It all because they want to maintain their celebrity status something they will claim they have worked so hard and sweated even more for all for their stardom. They put themselves in the limelight constantly, for the sheer pleasure of seeing themselves in the limelight. But also tell me in today’s tech savvy world if you do not so this then someone else will and you don’t want to miss out on something that is so simple to get these days, just stand on the red carpet and keep smiling for those paps, they will ensure that you are on the menu for the next few days.

October 8th, 2007 by Tess

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Why people want to believe a rag magazine is beyond my comprehension. Clay has stated several times that he isn’t gay, and, refuses to address the tired subject again. He said that people will believe what they want, and, he is right. Why people want him to admit to something he isn’t is just as ignorant as these types of articles. Why are people so fixed on who is and who isn’t gay? I’m sick of these accusations. Clay has stated he is not gay, but, people will not leave it alone. Seems they want Clay to lie about something just to appease their preconceived ideas. He isn’t going to answer this question again, as it just keeps surfacing. And, yet, there are those who want to believe a liar. John was put up to this by some of Ruben’s, Clay hating fans. They are the real sickos in this situation.

October 6th, 2007 by Tess

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George Clooney will have to hand Michelle Pfeiffer $100,000 if he ever remarries, after the pair raised the stakes The pair famously set the bet years ago, and have gradually raised the money on offer - as Pfeiffer remains convinced Clooney will be tempted down the aisle one more time - following his first failed marriage to Talia Balsam in 1989. Ok she is told us her part that until he does not marry the stakes will keep rising and from $100 it’s now at $100,000 and she says he going to take the bow one more time, and when he does she is going to take all that money, good for her. But what if George doesn’t get married, then till how long he has got to be single so he stands a chance to win the bet. Do not tell me that for the next 15 years if he does not get married the stakes would rise but there is nothing to suggest how he can win the bet. If it like that then they both could turn 80 something and the bet would still be standing. It seems Michelle has the better chance at some stage.

October 2nd, 2007 by Tess

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British comedian Eddie Izzard wants his career to follow the same path as acting legend Anthony Hopkins. The cross-dressing actor, who stars in new hit TV show The Riches, wants to focus on serious acting roles and win the respect of his peers just like Hopkins. Eddie Izzard is an entertainment law unto himself. There is and has been no one like him, in my lifetime, and I’m 700 years old! His ballsy and focus aim at stardom and acting perfection is so driven as to be scary. He burns so bright one is scared that he could implode and disappear like a shooting star. All that said I adore his tenacity (also he’s a very sexy bloke). He is a mixture of cockiness, melancholy and yet can still make fun of himself. The mystery of “Who is Eddie Izzard” keeps his fans wanting more and more and more. On behalf of all his fans “we love you man, wish you all the success you can handle”.

September 26th, 2007 by Tess

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Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney has already warned his new girlfriend Sarah Larson that he’ll never marry her. If that isn’t romance, I don’t know what is. Is she pregnant? Is it me or does she look a bit pregnant?? Just have a close look at that picture and there seems to be nice curve popping out at her stomach. Now you cannot blame her for not telling us, George is a very naughty man and protective of his women too, that is until she keeps mum on issues that he doesn’t want to go public with. George should try to date someone older than 28 if he is interested in a real relationship. Of course a romp in the sack with a 28yr old is pretty good stuff when your Clooney’s age… if you can find it. Not a problem when you have his kind of money. Forget the relationship George and just enjoy the fruits of wealth.

September 25th, 2007 by Tess

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Comedy star Adam Sandler drives his friends crazy by talking non-stop about his baby daughter. The actor is so obsessed with fatherhood he sometimes wakes his 16-month-old daughter Sadie just so he can play with her. I’m glad to see a parent (celeb or not) so involved. Agree with just asking though, let the poor kid sleep already. Look guys with could be real fun, he is a comedian and he must love to play pranks everywhere he goes, so basically he is teaching her the art of humor at mid-night what could be more hilarious than seeing your daughter in the blanket at two in the morning looking so cute and then you just cannot stop yourself from wanting to speak to her. Adam you are so cute at this, any father who gets so involved with a baby so much must really be having the heart fall over for his daughter. By the time she is 5 – 7 years old she would certainly have learnt a lot from him and start playing pranks on him.

September 23rd, 2007 by Tess

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I suppose when you’re Jennifer Lopez, you can make as many demands as you want. I suppose those demands would be met immediately as well with top priority status. Hey, what you guys think if she enters a hotel and doesn’t make any hefty demands and stay in the room for a room without calling the room service, it would put the hotel in a fix that what mistake they have done so as not to hear any demands from a star singer and actress. The hotels have got used to it and their staff is always trained to handle the demands of celebrities staying at their hotel. If she asks for a particular room temperature, or wants bottled water and diet coke, coffee maker, hot water pot, the time she wants breakfast served and so on so forth, there’s nothing too demanding with this kind of list. These are basic amenities that hotels provide all their guest living in suites with, and then J Lo is a special guest wherever she goes. Such arrangements are the duties of the hotel management.

September 19th, 2007 by Tess

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I am surprised AJ even takes the time to explain her sex life to anyone! It is none of any body’s business. Just because the public has made her notorious, does not mean that she is a X@@##!. Everyone should perhaps take note that she goes where she wants to, the photographers take pics of her constantly, but she leads her life her way. In other words, she really does not give a hoot what people have said about her until now when she is accused of being easy. I am so sick of everyone slamming her all the time. For once and for all I wish that people will get it into their heads that Brad Pitt most probably was out of his marriage long before he got together with Angie. Jennifer is nothing but another bimbo milking her sorry story for all it’s worth, while Angie gets all the havoc. Get it Jen…he was, after all, just not all that into you.

September 17th, 2007 by Tess

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Outstanding Drama Series
The Sopranos

Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock

Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series
James Spader, Boston Legal

Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty

Best Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters

Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Ricky Gervais, Extras

Best Reality TV
The Amazing Race

Writing For A Comedy Series
Greg Daniels, The Office

Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series
Richard Sheppard, Ugly Betty

Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program
Tony Bennett, Tony Bennett: An American Classic

Directing for a Miniseries or Movie
Philip Martin, Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)

Best Lead Actress, Miniseries or Movie
Helen Mirren, Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)

Best Made for Television Movie
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee

Best Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie
Judy Davis, The Starter Wife

Directing for a Drama Series
Alan Taylor, The Sopranos

Writing for a Drama Series
David Chase, The Sopranos

Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Best Miniseries
Broken Trail

Best Lead Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Robert Duvall, Broken Trail

Best Supporting Actress, Drama Series
Katherine Heigl, Grey’s Anatomy

Best Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Thomas Haden Church, Broken Trail

Best Supporting Actress, Comedy Series
Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl

Best Supporting Actor, Drama Series
Terry O’Quinn, Lost

Best Supporting Actor, Comedy Series
Jeremy Piven, Entourage

September 17th, 2007 by Tess

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A nine-foot tall portrait of Tom Cruise is the main attraction in a new exhibition featuring 31 paintings and drawings of the movie star. I really think that guy maybe should put his talent into something that would contribute towards a charity or a foundation that could use his artistic talent.(911 foundation, Breast Cancer, or even St. Jude Children’s Research.)What a waste of paint and time…..I am sure is looking and I am not here to deny facts and show that I am the smart guy here. Me can spend millions to have sculptures and painting and life size postures of him created and put up at squares but what really matter to the common people who do not have his kind of money is if he can do something for them, they do not his money just something small help that can bring a smile on their faces. Tom, do something for which you are just not remembered by your fans but by your country people, your peers and the world, wouldn’t that give you immortality.