Celeb Binge

Paris Hilton has swapped partying for Monopoly.

The ‘Simple Life’ star, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, prefers quiet nights at home preparing homemade food and playing the property board game with her friends.

She said: “When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I’m in a really great relationship it’s so much more fun to stay at home. We don’t really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly. I love to cook for Benji, I cook great lasagne. I’ve grown up a lot and I’m at peace. He has changed my life in every way.”

Paris isn’t the first celebrity to confess a love of games. Pregnant Jessica Alba recently revealed she has been spending hours playing family card game Apples to Apples, while Kanye West played classic children’s game Connect Four on his European tour and even challenged Beyonce Knowles to a tournament.

Paris - who is wearing a new two-banded diamond ring on her engagement finger - also revealed the pair have discussed starting a family, and she has her heart set on a traditional white wedding.

The 27-year-old socialite - who is best friends with Nicole Richie who is engaged to Benji’s brother Joel Madden - added: “We want to stay together forever. I wouldn’t do a Las Vegas wedding. I don’t know where or when but I do want it to be romantic. I can tell Benji will be an incredible father. He loves babies. Nicole is our first friend to have a baby. Seeing her daughter Harlow, it really makes me want one. I’ve always wanted to have a baby.”

Miley Cyrus just can’t decide which side of the celebrity spectrum she’s on – squeaky clean or saucy seductress. Photos of the ‘Hannah Montana’ star in Vanity Fair have caused a big stir that it’s getting Miley confused. She tells people that she’s embarrassed about the photos now and that she was hoodwinked by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz saying that she thought it was going to be artistic. Wasn’t she quoted in the magazine that she and Annie collaborated on this? Vanity Fair shot back at Miley in the New York Times saying that her parents and handlers were in the studio the whole time. Basically, they all could have said no. She really wants to be talked about so why stop the shoot?

Britney Spears may have been clean when she was involved in a 3-car fender bender on Saturday night but she’s not completely in the clear. It seems that the cause of the accident was because she was busy putting makeup behind the wheel. The guy she hit says that he was admiring the white Benz and the woman putting on making while driving it. It wasn’t until he got hit at 10-15 MPH that he realized who the woman was. After the smash up, Brit’s bodyguard apologized for what happened but Britney never got around to doing the same. Shame on you Britney! Apologize to the young man!

Moby wants to marry “weird” Britney Spears.

The ‘Go’ singer revealed his feelings for the 26-year-old ‘Toxic’ star increase with every drama in her troubled life.

He said: “Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!”

Moby recently said he thought most of Britney’s problems - which involve losing custody of her two children after refusing to return them to ex-husband Kevin Federline - are down to the fact she was a child star.

He said: “She became an international icon aged 16. In a weird way she’s challenging people, but it’s breaking my heart because ultimately she’s not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not.”

What type of house would you live in or build if you were a celebrity? Would you build a home that depicts your hobbies, or would you build a place that is so “you” or so overpriced that you couldn’t sell it no matter how hot the market? With those questions in mind, we sought the ten top most ridiculous, obnoxious, and just plain ugly celebrity pads around. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what we think is tacky might seem gorgeous and practical to another beholder…The list below is in no particular order. While the sites are numbered, the numbering does not indicate that we favor one site over another or that they are listed in order of value.

1. Britney Spears: According to public records, Spears purchased the Malibu, California house through her Love Shack Trust in October 2004 for $6,300,000. The 7,400 square foot home boasts a pool, a spa, tennis court and gym, a maid’s quarters, seven bedrooms and six and a half bathrooms. Spears put the home on the market in January 2007 for $13.5 million, but the price dropped in March to $11.8 million. The house, which is located in the exclusive gated Serra Retreat area where such stars as Mel Gibson live, may have priced itself out of the market for the moment. Additionally, rumor has it that the gated estate was too overly-customized to Mr. and Mrs. Spears’ tastes. According to the linked source, “A bar in every room was too over-the-top for the average potential buyer in that price range - not to mention the lavish poolside bar built over which once was the tennis court.” This past March, papers were served to Britney and she was almost evicted because she hadn’t paid the rent. It appears that Britney’s financial team screwed up, but that all payments now are current.
2. John Travolta: No, this isn’t an airline terminal. It’s the home of John Travolta and family, built specifically to house his Gulfstream and Boeing 707B. The home is located immediately off a main airstrip in Ocala, Florida, and it’s designed so his jets can taxi right up to two outbuildings connected to the main structure that’s shaped like a truncated air-control tower. Although the property came equipped with a 7,500-foot runway, Travolta extended the taxiway to reach the house. Actress Kelly Preston, Travolta’s wife, can tell when John’s home, as the planes are visible from the living area inside the home. If that’s not enough airline for you, wait until you see the mural in the dining area that was culled from a 1937 Fortune magazine ad. Diners can pretend they’re eating in the lobby of a 1930s Paris airport.
3. Michael Jackson: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch served as the pop singer’s private amusement park and home when the facility opened in 1988, but it’s no longer in operation. This ridiculous property, which lies over 2,800 acres, contains a zoo, a theme park with Ferris wheel, merr-go-round, zipper, spider, sea dragon, wave swinger, super slide, dragon wagon kiddie roller coaster, and bumper cars. Named for Neverland, the fantastical island in the story of Peter Pan where children never grow up, the ranch is located near Los Olivos, California. As of March, 2008, the property remains in foreclosure proceedings, with a possible auction slated unless Jackson clears his debt. The auction may be forestalled by a loan extension offered by his loan holder Fortress Investments, according to Fox News.
4. Ira Rennert: Rennert, a publicity-shy billionaire founder of the Renco Group, is known more for his obnoxious New York Hamptons home than he is for anything else. This mansion is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in America, and - if put on the market - may be the valued as the most expensive home on earth. The home sits on 63 acres, and the buildings cover over 110,000 square feet including the 66,000 square foot main house. The main building contains a 91-foot long dining room, 29 bedrooms and 39 bathrooms. Fair Field, named after the adjoining Fairfield Pond, also contains a bowling alley, tennis and squash courts, and a $150,000 hot tub.
5. Candy Spelling: Producer Aaron Spelling tore down Bing Crosby’s old home to build this ridiculous 56,000-square-foot, 123-room Los Angeles, California estate. Unarguably the largest estate in California, this hotel-sized mansion sports a bowling alley and a single room devoted entirely to gift wrapping. While rumors ran rampant that Aaron’s widow, Candy, would sell the home in 2006 following Aaron’s death, Candy dispelled the rumors and continues to reside alone in the mansion. Candy Spelling is the mother of Tori and Randy Spelling, both actors. Candy and Tori have remained hot in celebrity mags, thanks to their feuds over Aaron’s inheritance, Tori’s portrayal of her mother in a VH1 sitcom, and other family feudal issues.
6. Will Smith: This is Will and Jada Smith’s ridiculously obnoxious mansion, located in California. Their estate is described as a Calabasas castle, as it has its own lake, basketball court, tennis court and a pair of private par threes in the backyard. The estate took over seven years to build at $20 million. Smith stated, “The problem is that you build your dream home, but then you’re seven years older so it’s the house you used to want real bad!” By 2004, when they had seven months until they could move in, Smith added, “We’ve got about seven more months (before we move in). Everybody is excited because we went (to the house) and we let the kids come in and they picked out their rooms. Some of them are not gonna live there because they’re gonna have their own home by the time we actually move in!” The Smith family was forced to leave this home in 2005 when a bush fire threatened to destroy it and several other houses in the same area.
7. Donald Trump: Donald Trump’s Palm Beach, Florida mansion was primed for the real estate market in 2006, and this 80,000-square-foot estate was priced at $125 million well before the housing meltdown. This obnoxious mansion, which resembles a civic center, totals 62,000 square feet, with nine bedrooms, a ballroom, media room, art gallery, beauty salon, and a 4,100-square-foot conservatory. Additionally, the 6.5-acre property with 475 feet of ocean frontage includes two guest houses, a pool, and parking for 40 cars. Trump purchased the estate for $41.35 million in a 2004 Florida bankruptcy-court auction. Trump renovated Maison de l’Amitié during his tenure, and during the sale it was listed as the most expensive home on the market anywhere in the U.S.
8. Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz: Shortly after His Royal Highness Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdulaziz was appointed Secretary-General of the National Security Council by the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques King Abdullah on October 16, 2005, he put his house in Aspen, Colorado up for sale. His reason for purchasing this home, which sits on 95 acres, includes his position as Ambassador of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to the United States of America from October 24, 1983 to September 8, 2005. However, it appears that His Highness rarely stayed at this U.S. palace. The main portion of the house, which is larger than the White House, includes 16 bathrooms, 15 bedrooms, stables, a tennis court, an indoor swimming pool, outdoor water features and a snowmelt driveway. The price? At the time, the asking price was $135 million, ten million more than what Trump asked for his Palm Beach estate. The Prince took the house off the market in November 2007 after a lack of offers.
9. Michael Vick: The former quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is languishing in jail and no longer lives in this somewhat tacky Surrey County, Virginia home since he was convicted for dog fighting. The house includes 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a white brick exterior, hardwood floors, and a full basketball court in the backyard. Although the Surry County, Virginia Commissioner of the Revenue stated the dwelling itself is valued at $647,000, and the 15 acres of land upon which the home sits was valued at $100,000, it would be very spooky to live in a home where this celebrity buried dog carcasses. The home sits across the street from a Baptist Church and is surrounded by a large, white fence and was sold at auction in November 2007.
10. Martha Stewart: Would you pay $8.9 million for this house? That’s what Martha Stewart wants for her Westport, Connecticut home called “Turkey Hill.” The Georgian style house sports nine bedrooms, three baths, several outbuildings and “the nicest garden in town.” However, we feel that - given Martha’s gift for creativity - this house really is a turkey. At least it has plenty of room to roam on 4.03 acres. But, that wallpaper effect on the stairwell needs to go

Strange relationships, indeed.

Kevin Federline headed out to play some golf on Friday near his home in Tarzana, California. His golf partner? None other than Jamie Spears, father of Kevin’s ex-wife/baby momma Britney. The two have grown closer as they have worked together to allow Britney to have access to the couple’s sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

There’s a new gym located next to Millennium Dance Complex and the trainers there have realized a very slick marketing strategy. World Sports Center is offering an interesting deal to paparazzi – insinuating that if they pay for a trainer, they will receive access to their parking lot which is conveniently located for snapping pictures of pop wreck Britney Spears.

It’s a prime location for Spears-trackers. A couple of photographers have already signed up. One trainer ever promises to help the guys who really need to work out. Isn’t that what a trainer is usually for? They should have just made a paid parking lot or something.

Sheryl Crow’s son is preventing her from having a sex life. The singer adopted nine-month-old Wyatt in May last year, and says the baby is already dictating who is allowed to sleep over.

She said: “I have been dating. But Wyatt is going to be quite the little gatekeeper when it comes to who gets to stay!”

Sheryl - who split from her cycling champion fiancé Lance Armstrong in February 2006 after a two-year relationship - also revealed she has a very specific idea of the man she wants to spend her life with. She said: “Over the years, I’ve been attracted to people who were much more egocentric. Now I’m ready for someone who’s not so consumed by his own life. I want a partner committed to give and take.”

The 46-year-old star also said she feels her new album, her first record since 2005, will show how much she has grown since beating breast cancer.

She added: “The last three years were a real awakening for me. I’ve felt a fearlessness I’ve never felt before.”

Umm, the words Paris and Harvard don’t go together in the same sentence, unless you’re talking about a trip to France taken by some high society grads. Not the case though. Paris Hilton was honored by Harvard Lampoon as their Women of the Year.

Paris got into the joking spirit with them, even claiming her best friend Nicole Richie was in the crowd. Then she said, “Just kidding. She’s in L.A. with her baby.”

The Associated Press, arguable the world’s largest news organization, has already begun preparing Britney Spears obituary! You know it’s bad when people are starting to prepare for your death when you’re still alive and kicking at the paparazzi.

AP’s entertainment editor Jesse Washington talked to Us Weekly saying “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a log time.” Washington adds “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

Thanks to Terrell Owens, everyone and their mothers know how much of a distraction Jessica Simpson is to her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. If you want to help your team win against Tony’s team, go to the new website aptly called Ruin Romo.

Their goal is to get as many people to print out a cut-out of the blonde singer’s head, make face masks out of them and wear it en masse to any upcoming Dallas Cowboys games. It’s something so ridiculous and outright funny but you never know – it might just work. And with Romo playing the worst game he has ever played when Jessica showed up, there’s a good chance there.

I find it really cheesy when a singer sings about their current flame. It’s even cheesier when that current flame hasn’t even lasted a week yet. So grab your earplugs kids because Lindsay Lohan is doing just that when it comes to her making a new album.The now sober 21-year old was at Hollywood hot spot Goa on Sunday and a source says that she introduced a new guy to her pals as her boyfriend Spencer. He happens to be the same guy that she was caught kissing at Il Sole last week. But you all know how Lindsay’s relationships go. I doubt he’d even make it to the New Year.

Or so it seems…..

Maybe the pretty princess really DOES care about people besides herself. At least she seemed to be doing just that during a freak accident at a Miami nightclub.

Here’s the scoop - Paris Hilton was partying at Cameo in Miami. A crowd rushed the stage suddenly, trampling and injuring a nightclub entertainer who was dressed as one of the Oompa-Loomps characters from the “Willie Wonka” movies. The performer, Robin Sherwood, ended up with a very bad cut to the leg.

Paris actually knew him - she had worked with him in the past and had actually tried to help him fight to receive a needed kidney transplant. When she realized he was hurt, the heiress hurried to Sherwood’s side and stayed there until emergency personnel arrived to care for him.

One source says, “Paris was great. She was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians.”

Wow - I, for one, am stunned. Next thing we know, she’ll be battling Brangelina for “Humanitarian of the Year”.

Is there no end to the saga that began when photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s flabby backside surfaced on the internet? She issued her rebuttal to the unkind remarks by writing in her blog on her website. I thought that would be the end of it, but no…now other celebs are coming out of the woodwork in her defense.

People magazine features a story in their Friday issue that talks about the issues behind the whole fiasco. In this story, they share comments from several female celebrities.

Model Petra Nemcova says, “There are different angles that everybody, even if you’re in great shae, can look bad in a photograph. And printing these images is definitely influencing people’s minds - the stars themselves, but also the people who are reading and looking at the images, the teenagers. It’s definitely good that she spoke out.”

Rosario Dawson commented, “We’re not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed to be that thin unless we’re totally starving or drugging up.”

Hewitt is trying to simply get on with her life. she went on a trip to Disneyland this week with her fiance Ross McCall and some friends.

Don’t panic, football fans, I don’t mean on the pitch. No, Victoria Beckham has told hubby that he is banned from attending the first gig of the Spice Girls’ reunion gig because she is too nervous.

Awe. Poor David. And I bet he just couldn’t wait to be the ever supportive husband and watch the five girls in Vancouver, Canada as they kick off their hugely anticipated world tour.

Most husbands like to be supportive but David claims his wife is constantly changing her mind. “One minute Victoria is saying she wants me there and then it’s, ‘No, don’t come to the first show, as we’ll all be too nervous.’ But I think I’ll be at the show a couple of days later in San Jose and have the boys with me. And I know Victoria will ring me as soon as the first show ends. She says the rehearsals have gone amazingly well.”

Ah well, stay home and watch the footy eh David?

This time, though, it’s not the basketball court. Rodman is being sued in Las Vegas.

He is being sued by Sara Robinson, a former beverage manager at the Hard Rock Hotel. Her suit claims that the former basketball star assaulted her last year when he grabbed her, rubbing himself against her body and slapping her on the bottom.

According to the complaint, Robinson was working at the hotel’s Cuba Libre bar in March 2006. Rodman was a guest at the hotel and attempted to climb on top of the bar to get her attention.

It further alleges, “As Robinson stepped around the bar, Rodman grabbed her, pulled her towards him and rubbed his body against hers. Robinson tried to get free from Rodman’s grasp at which time he assaulted her by reaching down and slapping her open handed on the bottom.”

Robinson claims she filled out a voluntary statement giving all of the details of Rodman’s antics a month later, after another incident involving Rodman in the same bar. She says she was then fired and is not seeking unspecified damages.

Not only is Rodman accused of assault and battery, but she also accuses the Hard Rock Hotel of negligence for not protecting her from his “harrassing conduct”.

This is Rodman’s second lawsuit in Las Vegas, the first coming in 2001 when he was accused of rubbing dice on the head, chest, somach, and genitals of craps dealer James Brasich in an October 1997 game.

Maybe Sin City isn’t such a good place for Rodman…or maybe he just needs to keep his hands to himself.

Now, I am assuming that there are still some loyal Cruise fans out there. If so, listen up.

Apparently Tom has donned a fat suit for a surprise guest spot in Ben Stiller’s upcoming comedy Tropic Thunder. He wore the bald, flabby, hairy-chested prosthetics to star in a secret cameo in the film.

Tom’s people have asked that the picture not be shown at this time, either on websites or magazines. While we’d love to show it to you here, we’ll respect that - for now. Let Tom’s people have their fun. (Even though the funny pics of the man couldn’t do anything but HELP his current image.)

The movie Tropic Thunder is about actors who are recreating a war and end up engaging in real life fighting. Tom and Ben Stiller are also in talks of costarring in a comedy called Hardy Men, a story of the famous teenage detective brothers as adults.

Sounds like Tom is hardy enough in this current film….

Her divorce papers leaked, her divorce settlement leaked, her whole album leaked and even her album art leaked. Now, the reported crazy OK! magazine photo shoot pictures that Britney Spears had where she supposedly got chicken grease over all her dresses, peed with the door open and let her dog poop on the floor have also leaked.

The shots going around the internet are said the be preliminary test shots, or so says the statement that OK! released. But if by preliminary, they mean a half-way done Photoshop job, then eh. I think I can actually count on one hand the parts that are truly Britney’s and couldn’t count which ones aren’t.

24 star Kiefer Sutherland blames fans for his jail sentence for driving under the influence, and is refusing to sign anymore autographs. The actor will spend Christmas behind bars after being sentenced to 48 days behind bars, following his arrest in September. It could be possible that he is reacting to bad news and said something out of character. In a case like this, where you will be spending some time in jail, probably detoxing in the process, anybody would be likely to lash out and blame others, it is a normal human behavior and most celebrities are not celebrated for their common sense, grace under pressure, or normal view on life. Besides it could have been taken out of context or never said. Comment not to demish his personal responsibility, you drink and drive as much as he probably has, you accept the risks, you had one free one, now it is jail time, which he of course deserves, as any one of use would get some time in the stripped home for our second DUI.

Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson were in Austin, Texas recently to shoot a video for Willie’s new single. Joining them on the shoot were good pals Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson.

Now, I somewhat understand the Jessica and Willie connection but I just don’t understand the Owen and Woody connection. And what the heck are they doing in the background? Is it me or does this look like the Texas version of Brokeback Mountain?

It’s too strange for my taste. You would think that having Jessica Simpson there would be enough. But no, they had to put the Owen and Woody Brokeback image in my mind. Yikes!

Britney Spears was spotted driving around the Valley in LA on Sunday afternoon. With hoards of paparazzi constantly following you, she should have known better than to try and hide her new collagen lips.

But just a little time later, the fallen pop star succumbed and flashed paparazzi a big smile as she stopped for some frozen ice cream treats at Cold Stone Creamy.

Her plastic surgeons really messed up on this job. Her lips look horrible. I think it’s much worse than that of Melanie Griffith’s and Goldie Hawn’s combined! I’d go ahead and say it, I bet when it first got done, she looked like Janice Dickinson.

I learned that you can’t listen to what other people have to say. Whether she is or not, big deal let her live in peace at least a little. You and I have nothing better than to sit here and gossip about someone that you have more than likely never met in person. Let it go! Go watch one of her movies. If you don’t like that then go learn how to read a book. Lindsay is an excellent actress. That’s her dream and that’s what she achieved. Her personal life should be her personal life, but due to the fact that people have no life of their own, depending on the tabloids is their sad truth. If anyone wonders why I might be saying these things, well I’m not really a movie or TV person but I’ve seen some of hers. I have no complaints. She is a beautiful actress and believable for her roles. Sometimes there are things that just should not be made public, whether being a celebrity or not. Citizens have become too accustomed to the heartache and violence in life and I just think many things in the mainstream of everything have become pathetic. I wanted one person to know to keep her head up and to hell with what the media has to dish out. Your fans will be your fans regardless.

Actress Melanie Griffith insists her past addiction to drugs and alcohol was hereditary. The 50-year-old began taking cocaine and binge drinking as a teenager - but Griffith believes she was only tempted because of her genes. I am sure a lot does have to do with heredity - I know of a grandfather - his son and his grandson - all that died of fatal car accidents and all were drinking - very sad - BUT there is a thing called accountability and don’t start drinking if you THINK it is hereditary. Then if you do - only blame yourself! Like come on are we all such pessimistic people that we’ve seen are parents smoke so we could allow ourselves to smoke, my dad use to smoke casually but I smoke regularly and that’s not my dad’s fault. I take it solely upon me that I have not been able to quit smoking in all the years that I have trying to quit it. So Mel you need to be stubborn to the extent of saying either I die today of alcohol consumption or live to die another day with it. I think I’d have a fag now.

Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.

She does feel like the world should and does revolve around her, and it’s such a selfish outlook to take when their is billions of other people living in this world and she made two of them. She should care how she is raising those kids and how her choice that she makes now will affect those kids in the future. Not everything is about her, and If she really did care so greatly for them she would do what ever it takes to get them back. I know that a parent who really cares for their child would walk through fire if they had to, travel to the ends of the earth and beyond. Having someone give you advice on perhaps someway to take care of your kids better is such a minor thing, and to avoid the judges ruling is not going to be over looked. She needs to get her priorities straightened out. She is becoming such a waste. I can’t believe anyone would want to be her fan still.

Has Vin Diesel gone completely off the golden path that he’s mistaken for an American Idol contestant? Or has Chris Daughtry gained so much recognition that his being mistaken for a Hollywood actor?

The Hollywood Reporter claims that Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are in talks to come together for the 4th instalment of ‘The Fast and the Furious’. The print of the report may have showed a picture of the two actors but the website showed a picture of Idol contestant Chris Daughtry and Vin’s name below it.

Sure, more people may have seen Chris on Idol than they did Vin in ‘The Pacifier’ but come on! But don’t blame THR though, if you go to Getty Images and search for Vin, you’re going to get Chris too.

British comedian Eddie Izzard wants his career to follow the same path as acting legend Anthony Hopkins. The cross-dressing actor, who stars in new hit TV show The Riches, wants to focus on serious acting roles and win the respect of his peers just like Hopkins. Eddie Izzard is an entertainment law unto himself. There is and has been no one like him, in my lifetime, and I’m 700 years old! His ballsy and focus aim at stardom and acting perfection is so driven as to be scary. He burns so bright one is scared that he could implode and disappear like a shooting star. All that said I adore his tenacity (also he’s a very sexy bloke). He is a mixture of cockiness, melancholy and yet can still make fun of himself. The mystery of “Who is Eddie Izzard” keeps his fans wanting more and more and more. On behalf of all his fans “we love you man, wish you all the success you can handle”.

Zac Efron helped launch Halo 3 at Universal Studios yesterday. Interesting choice. When I think of Halo, I think of crazy guns, ridiculous combat and ignoring your significant other. You know guy stuff. When I think of Zac Efron, I think of ballet slippers, pixie dust and fruit smoothies. I don’t like this guys name or his look. What’s with the “bangs” swooped over half in his eyes look?? Are you kidding me?………. Also notice how his right ear is flaming red ass hot…His blood pressure and heart is beating a mile a minute with all of this attention. …. I would like to kick this motherfucker right between the teeth. He and his look are best suited as a grocery store bagger waiting on the town slut to come through the line so he can get her phone number.

Last week Oscar De La Hoya and pictures of him dressed in drag where the highlight of my week. There was something about him dressed in woman’s panties and fishnets that somehow just made the week go by that much faster. Well the model that outted the boxer is singing a new tune this week–and it’s a lot different than her original story. As far as Oscar goes…those pictures are real. I smell a secret pay-off somewhere to shut this woman up. But those pictures haven’t been faked. And I’ll tell you, if he doesn’t sue her…and somehow fails to take this case to court before a jury, complete with photo experts, that will be all the answer we need to verify the actual authenticity of these photos!!! So basically she’s admitting that she’s a big fat liar and everything she said last week was all bull–and she expects us to believe her this week?

Oscar winner Charlize Theron is considering a career in politics after taking an interest in the U.S presidential elections. The Monster star credits her South African upbringing to her interest in politics, which taught her not to be scared to question authority. Oh yeah - she would be a real good one - her first thing on her agenda - gay marriage rights - no joke! Freak I can not stand her. She won the Oscar off the back of some poor and lucky loser, or the year she won there weren’t any good performances that year worthy of an Oscar so she just got lucky to have won. Politics is just not for the pretty girls, who sit in caravans and air conditioned cars all the time, have a make up man every 5 mins to get them to look fresh and beautiful for the next shot on the set. And what does America want, these jerk actresses who cannot take care of themselves, who are freaking alcoholics and druggies, are these people going to stand up at massive campaign rallies and be able to talk about issues to a few thousand people gathering.