Category: ‘Funny ‘

Jenny McCarthy says she may marry Jim Carrey one day for ‘tax purposes’

Actress Jenny McCarthy says she might marry her long-term partner Jim Carrey for ‘tax purposes’.
McCarthy, 37, has been with Carey, 48, for five years and has previously said that they wouldn’t marry.
However, the star has now told UsMagazine.com that they may marry one day. “We say ‘never’ but I don’t know. Maybe for tax purposes, [...]

Vince Vaughn jokes his fiance just wants a Green Card out of him

Vince Vaughn has joked that his Canadian fiancée is just using him to secure a Green Card.
Vaughn quipped that real estate agent Kyla Weber, whom he proposed to on Valentine’s Day, is using him to work in the U.S.
“I met her through some very close friends of mine, she is very nice, I like her,” [...]

Megan Fox worries about dying like Marilyn Monroe

Actress Megan Fox has said she is worried that she will die like Marilyn Monroe.
The sexy star feels anxious that she’ll end up like her idol Marilyn Monroe as she sees similarities between herself and the late star.
The 23-year-old said: “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe.”
The American beauty has a feeling [...]

Bruno sees Madonna as a “transsexual child catcher”

Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno has branded superstar singer Madonna as a “transsexual child catcher”.
The character has insulted a number of celebrities as he travels the world promoting new film Bruno.
It is claimed Cohen, 37, had fallen out with Madonna, 50, over the film.
He said: “Ich divide Madonna into ze following eras: Puppy Fat (Like [...]

Bruno offers Gordon Brown some style tips

Sacha Baron Cohen thinks British Prime Minister Gordon Brown could do with a dust and polish.
Cohen, aka Bruno, said: “The guy needs a total makeover. He needs a fake tan, he needs to wear some tight slacks … Gordon, click those heels and say hello.”
Bruno’s advice came as the character of Cohen’s latest film shook [...]

Hollywood star Tom Hanks has revealed he had to learn to swim for his latest movie

The 52-year-old star who appeared on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross to promote his now movie Angels And Demons, said that he refuses to have body doubles and had to learn to swim all over again for his role.
He said: “That was me, I learned how to swim all over again.
“I refuse to have body [...]

Lost star Dominic Monaghan wants to be abducted by aliens

Lost star Dominic Monaghan has revealed he dreams of being kidnapped – by little green men.

The actor said he was fascinated by science fiction as a child.

And he said he still harbours hopes that one day extra terrestrials might take him away.

He said: "I’ve always wanted to be abducted by aliens or given a mission [...]

Paris Hilton would make a great mom says Doug Reinhardt

Doug Reinhardt who is Paris Hilton’s newest boyfriend is so smitten by the hotel heiress that is thinking on the lines of starting a family with her and even thinks that she will make a good mother. Howzz that for the joke of the year!
The two met shortly after Paris split from Benji Madden and [...]

Hayden Panettiere throws tantrums at Hawaiian press

There are reports that actress Hayden Panettiere lost her cool at a Hawaiian press reporters while attending a fundraiser gala, his mistake, well he accidently touched her shoulder in a bid to get her to give him an interview.
That infuriated Hayden and she yelled “back up” towards all the photographers who had gathered there while [...]

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson eating dog biscuits

The pair who participated at a German TV show lost a challenge and were forced to eat dog biscuits. Jennifer Aniston even made a remark on her new imposed food choice: “They’re a little dry.” Owen Wilson had to swallow his pride and eventually ate a biscuit too, but he didn’t comment on it. You [...]

Dita Von Teese Record Deal

On Oscar night, it was rumored that Dita Von Teese told people at Elton John’s party that she signed a record deal with Interscope in Europe because they get her better over there. Who knew that she could even sing? However, Dita herself cleared the rumor up saying that she does not have a record [...]

Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Aren’t Weird

Miley Cyrus is telling everyone that there’s nothing wrong with how close she is to her dad Billy Ray Cyrus. In her new memoir ‘Miles to Go’, the Disney star writes “The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter. For [...]

Simon is a “God”

It seems that in the UK, Simon Cowell is actually more famous than God. A recent survey showed that the British kids rated the judge of mean to be more famous than God or even the Queen of England. The annual survey consisted of 1600 children under the age of 10 in the town of [...]

Jay Leno off to greener pasture

Television host Jay Leno may be off to greene

r pasture after leaving The Tonight Show but that greenery is still within the compounds of the NBC since he will still make America laugh in another show which is earlier by an hour and a half. There were talks that Leno will leave the network [...]

Britney Spears wants breast reduction

The pop star has recently admitted that she wants to have breast reduction surgery due to the following: “I can’t wear the kind of suits I used to love, like the red PVC one I got to wear for the ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, for example, I don’t feel streamlined. I’m tempted to [...]

Courtney Love Responds

Courtney Love has responded to the post about her being a blog addict for having posted 60 blogs in one day. It’s not so easy to decipher though and is really almost totally incoherent. Here’s her explanation for the barrage of posts though “i apoloigise for thebarrge of links , they didnt turn out the [...]

Robin Williams’ Thanksgiving dinner

In a recent interview the actor has stated that he doesn’t want to have the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving but that he wants to try out something new this year. He had this to say: “I’m going to hang out with my family and spend some time with them – it’s going to be great. [...]

Michael Jackson doesn’t even have enough to travel to the UK

Let’s start about this by saying that this is some cruel joke or a nasty truth about the former king of pop Michael Jackson.
It is believed that he does even have the money to travel to London to stand to testify in a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheik $7 million, and this has [...]

Trick Trick VS the Gays

Rapper named Trick Trick who happens to be a long-term collaborator of Eminem has said in a recent interview with AllHipHop.com said that he doesn’t want any homosexuals buying his new album ‘The Villain’. I’m sure they won’t after reading this. The rapper’s lyrics are often seen as homophobic but now, he’s actually speaking about [...]

Pink remembers Drunken Disaster

Celebrities find different, strange and innovative ways to celebrate their big occasions and holidays.
But the “Trouble” singer PINK still remember the trouble he put himself in on the last America’s Thanksgiving holiday.
On his last big day, Pink dumped food on her now ex-father-in-law’s head, got drunk and ended up in hospital.
While talking on the [...]

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