February 8th, 2008 by Tess

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Umm, the words Paris and Harvard don’t go together in the same sentence, unless you’re talking about a trip to France taken by some high society grads. Not the case though. Paris Hilton was honored by Harvard Lampoon as their Women of the Year.

Paris got into the joking spirit with them, even claiming her best friend Nicole Richie was in the crowd. Then she said, “Just kidding. She’s in L.A. with her baby.”

January 26th, 2008 by Tess

Paris and Jared Make Out

I need to find a “playdate”, I guess. Paris Hilton has one.

She’s up at Sundance to push her new movie, the must-see The Hottie and the Nottie. While there, though, she takes a break for some lovin’. And that lovin’ comes from none other than Jared Leto.

A source says that the two have been “playdates” since Paris was 16 years old. They don’t date seriously but that doesn’t keep them from making out when the need arises. “She likes him and she think he is really sexy and fun.”

What does Paris say? “I don’t want a boyfriend right now. I travel too much and don’t have time for a relationship.” She wants the benefits without the commitment.

December 15th, 2007 by Tess

Lindsay Lohan Dedicates This Song

I find it really cheesy when a singer sings about their current flame. It’s even cheesier when that current flame hasn’t even lasted a week yet. So grab your earplugs kids because Lindsay Lohan is doing just that when it comes to her making a new album.The now sober 21-year old was at Hollywood hot spot Goa on Sunday and a source says that she introduced a new guy to her pals as her boyfriend Spencer. He happens to be the same guy that she was caught kissing at Il Sole last week. But you all know how Lindsay’s relationships go. I doubt he’d even make it to the New Year.

December 13th, 2007 by Tess

 Victoria Beckham on Amy Winehouse’s style

Victoria Beckham is slowly building her name as a fashion icon but she has some really weird picks for the styles that she loves. She actually told the Mirror that she loves Amy Winehouse’s style! If it’s good enough for Chanel, it’s definitely good enough for Posh.

“She has a real sense of style that I just love. She’s very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She’s so unique and original. I’ve never met her but I just love her music - I’ve always got it on at home with David and the children. She’s an amazing singer.”

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December 10th, 2007 by Tess

Britney's Ebay Sales

Maybe she’s decided to sell off some of her things on Ebay to pay for the lighter she snatched. Or maybe someone else is just out to makesome money off of her. Either way…

one thing is for sure, Britney Spears’ merchandise SELLS! So what if everyone thinks she’s looney - she can still pack in some dough, even if not from album sales.

So you got a dollar bill with her face on it? That’ll bring you $3.99. Last year, someone sold a half-eaten egg salad sandwich of Britney’s and a corndob nibbled on by then-husband K-Fed for a crazy $520. After she shaved her head, locks of her hair were bid up to over $1000.

Ebay pop culture expert Karen Bard says, “What American buy and sell every day is one of the best indications of what they’re obsessed with. When someone or something is being written about in tabloids or reported about on CNN, if it revs up the American public, you’re bound to discover a bidding frenzy for related listings on eBay.”

Just goes to show ya - even if the news is ugly, it’s still news and you’re still in the papers!

December 3rd, 2007 by Tess

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman - spiritual beings

If you’re ever in Leipers Fork, Tennessee, keep your eyes peeled for some A-list celebrities. Urban and Kidman say their home there, just outside of Nashville, is a special place.

The two 40 year olds purchased a farm there this summer and have spent the last few months working on it. There they can find a little time away from the hustle and bustle of Hollywood and enjoy some much needed time alone.

Urban says, “There’s a pace and a way of living that is much more spiritually satisfying to me than a lot of other places.”

Aww, isn’t he just the cutest? Kudos to Keith and Nicole for being such an attractive, seemingly down to earth Hollywood couple.

Maybe my tears over Tom and Nicole were unfounded after all because both seem to have moved on and done quite well for themselves.

December 3rd, 2007 by Tess

Paris and Nicole’s Playdate Plan

Paris Hilton has apparently caught the baby bug. She’s dreaming of a child who can grow up to be best friends with Nicole Richie’s soon-to-be-here baby.

She tells People, “Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”

Problem is – she doesn’t even have a boyfriend right now! Although, with stars going to other countries and bringing back swarms of children, it may just be easier to do than she thinks. All she needs is a visa and enough money to bribe a small country – oh wait, she has that already doesn’t she?

I’m sorry, but I’m having enough time seeing Nicole as a mommy – can you actually see party-girl Paris settling down? Well, chances are, she’ll beat out Britney for “Mom of the Year”.

November 29th, 2007 by Tess

Dancing with the Stars Castroneves Wins Dancing, Loses Fiancee

It was just a day ago that Helio Castroneves was names the newest winner of Dancing with the Stars. Now, word has it that he and his fiancee Aliette Vazquez have separated.

He gave an exclusive statement to People Magazine, saying, “I can confirm that Aliette Vasquez and I have called off our engagement and are no longer together.” He also stated that he would like his private life to remain just that for now - private.

This isn’t the first wedding date change for Castroneves. He and Vazquez had already postponed it once earlier in the season. His explanation, “Everything is happening so quick. The championship is over, the dancing started, and basically, I was like, ‘Ali, let’s take it easy. Otherwise we will be divorces before we get married!’”

Now, this would seem like a normal, everyday occurance in Hollywood. Strange thing is, though, he isn’t the first member of the Dancing with the Stars crew to break off an engagement this season. In May, professional dancer Julianne Hough postponed her wedding to fellow dancer Zach Wilson. Why is this strange? In case you’ve been living under a rock, Hough was Castroneves’ partner for the show.

Hmm….sounds fishy to me….

November 29th, 2007 by Tess

Tom Cruise Private Show

In a surprise visit to the rehearsal studios of The Spice Girls, film stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with 19th month old daughter Suri; were treated to an impromptu private performance.It seems that having friends like Victoria and David Beckham on their speed dial has there bonuses. Following the surprise visit, Victoria said: “David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie. It was lovely of them to come down to rehearsals, a really nice surprise.

“Katie has told me before that she used to be a huge Spice Girls fan, so it was great for her to meet the other girls.”

Apparently this is what makes news these days. In essence some people went to visit friends where they had a sing song and a boogie. But because they are famous the world has to know about it. I sigh in exasperation and say good for them.

On a more relevant note, The Spice Girls are joining the reunion wagon and their tour kicks off in December. Is it the in thing for old bands to reunite this year?

November 26th, 2007 by Tess

Back to the Court for Dennis Rodman

This time, though, it’s not the basketball court. Rodman is being sued in Las Vegas.

He is being sued by Sara Robinson, a former beverage manager at the Hard Rock Hotel. Her suit claims that the former basketball star assaulted her last year when he grabbed her, rubbing himself against her body and slapping her on the bottom.

According to the complaint, Robinson was working at the hotel’s Cuba Libre bar in March 2006. Rodman was a guest at the hotel and attempted to climb on top of the bar to get her attention.

It further alleges, “As Robinson stepped around the bar, Rodman grabbed her, pulled her towards him and rubbed his body against hers. Robinson tried to get free from Rodman’s grasp at which time he assaulted her by reaching down and slapping her open handed on the bottom.”

Robinson claims she filled out a voluntary statement giving all of the details of Rodman’s antics a month later, after another incident involving Rodman in the same bar. She says she was then fired and is not seeking unspecified damages.

Not only is Rodman accused of assault and battery, but she also accuses the Hard Rock Hotel of negligence for not protecting her from his “harrassing conduct”.

This is Rodman’s second lawsuit in Las Vegas, the first coming in 2001 when he was accused of rubbing dice on the head, chest, somach, and genitals of craps dealer James Brasich in an October 1997 game.

Maybe Sin City isn’t such a good place for Rodman…or maybe he just needs to keep his hands to himself.

November 22nd, 2007 by Tess

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Being a mother myself I know all to well how forgetful you can get during pregnancy. Seriously, you are lucky if you remember your own name most days and if you find the car keys in the freezer and the butter in the oven you are having a good day.

But surely forgetting your underwear is a little on the extreme side? Especially for celebrities like Christina Aguilera, who must have an entourage of people around her to remind her of such necessities? But no, obviously knickers must be a rare commodity in Hollywood as she joins the growing list of stars leaving their underwear at home whilst out on the town.

Our pregnant star once slammed Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton for such behaviour, but we have pictures to prove she is now a full fledged member of the panty-less crew. Whether she will remember it or not I am sure someone will be happy to remind her…

November 19th, 2007 by Tess

Amy Winehouse on the Job

After having an ambulance show up at her home on Tuesday, Amy Winehouse went back to work on Wednesday. Amidst fears that she would cancel her show due to what’s been going on with her life lately, Wino pretty much showed that the show must go on.The singer performed at the NIA in Birmingham which was the first stop on her month-long UK tour. However, people are thinking that maybe she should have taken a break. The show was a disaster!

Concert goers say that Wino was terrible, obviously drunk and made rambling references to her husband. She cussed out and threatened fans which had a lot of them walking out.

November 13th, 2007 by Tess

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This is what happens when you marry early. Kate married early and didn’t really get anything out of her system and now she’s older and she should be settling down but instead she’s whoring around. Sadly she has a kid that has to see a new man in mom’s life on a weekly basis. Weekly basis, is something what I am saying not to hurt her images but because just a week or two at the most ago I heard of Kate and Owen exchanging emails and phone calls and that too quite frequently so I thought that the two are looking to patch up and find a new lease of life together. Well if any of the two stories are true then she is really playing the hookers game well here, she clearly needs to get her priorities right whether she wants to be a successful actress or successful in love life.

November 11th, 2007 by Tess

Vince Vaughn Slams Fame-Seeking Actors

Actor Vince Vaughn has slammed aspiring actors who enter the profession just to find fame. The Wedding Crashers star believes youngsters in Hollywood no longer care about acting skills, as their only desire is to become a celebrity. I admit to being a shameless celebrity-hound, even going so far as to hotel-hop in the hopes of sighting my favorite celebs (see my link below), but I agree with Vaughan on this one. There are too many actors in Hollywood today who are utterly devoid of talent and seek only adulation. I won’t name any, but we all know who they are . . .Just for instance look at Paris Hilton, first she says she is going to Rwanda for aid and charity work only to postpone it and of course she is not going to miss the new years’ eve bash at the Lax or where ever she wants to party and the same goes for innumerable celebrities. They just will do and say anything to hog the limelight.

November 5th, 2007 by Tess

Paris Celebrates Halloween In Sin City

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.

November 4th, 2007 by Tess

Kiefer Sutherland Blames Fans For DUI

24 star Kiefer Sutherland blames fans for his jail sentence for driving under the influence, and is refusing to sign anymore autographs. The actor will spend Christmas behind bars after being sentenced to 48 days behind bars, following his arrest in September. It could be possible that he is reacting to bad news and said something out of character. In a case like this, where you will be spending some time in jail, probably detoxing in the process, anybody would be likely to lash out and blame others, it is a normal human behavior and most celebrities are not celebrated for their common sense, grace under pressure, or normal view on life. Besides it could have been taken out of context or never said. Comment not to demish his personal responsibility, you drink and drive as much as he probably has, you accept the risks, you had one free one, now it is jail time, which he of course deserves, as any one of use would get some time in the stripped home for our second DUI.

October 30th, 2007 by Tess

Paris Involved In Car Accident

Paris Hilton was involved in yet another car accident today–but this time it wasn’t her fault. The heiress’ black Cadillac Escalade was sideswiped by a paparazzi trying to get a good shot of her in the alley behind Kitson. Is she ok now? This bad girl always draws our attention! A rumor goes that she is dating a young good-looking guy on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen just found his match last July. Well if anyone has not been hurt and Paris is not in a fix over this accident then it’s almost useless talking about this incident, coz no one’s hurt no ones crying and saying that it’s her fault then it really doesn’t make for an interesting reading. Luckily, no one was hurt and Paris went on to doing what she does best–making money.

October 28th, 2007 by Tess

The ‘Spice Girls’ are such a hot commodity right now those A-listers like Tom Cruise are even having a hard time scoring tickets to the group’s upcoming tour. Cruise was so desperate for tickets he called Victoria Beckham personally and asked for some tickets, only to be denied. Tom & Katie threw them a party, but Posh can’t get those tickets. Damn!!! DANG! some writers/journalists-put so much in to nothing, Victoria Beckham; did not say that she would not give him a ticket -she said that they sold out……..and if she did let Tom Cruise in, without paying it would be a little obstructing, toward her fans, I would think……and you are making it like news of having really something to say that is nothing…….Well I am sure he can still manage to arrange the tickets from his sources that is if he still want to take baby Suri to watch the Spice Girl live.

October 24th, 2007 by Tess

Britney Spears cosmetic plastic surgery

Britney Spears was spotted driving around the Valley in LA on Sunday afternoon. With hoards of paparazzi constantly following you, she should have known better than to try and hide her new collagen lips.

But just a little time later, the fallen pop star succumbed and flashed paparazzi a big smile as she stopped for some frozen ice cream treats at Cold Stone Creamy.

Her plastic surgeons really messed up on this job. Her lips look horrible. I think it’s much worse than that of Melanie Griffith’s and Goldie Hawn’s combined! I’d go ahead and say it, I bet when it first got done, she looked like Janice Dickinson.

October 19th, 2007 by Tess

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Just when you thought Michael Jackson isn’t already in deep with money problems, a judge just ordered the king of pop to pay his former attorneys $175,000 on Monday.

The pretty much bankrupt singer has retained the services of Ayscough & Marar but never paid his legal bills. Making matters worse for Jacko is that the Prince of Bahrain is suing him in London’s high court for $7 million plus damages.

Jacko moved to Bahrain in 2005 after being acquitted of his child molestation case. The Prince paid for all of Jacko’s living expenses, security, staff and whatnot for a year. They had a deal of some sort in exchange for the money but Jacko paid back the Prince by fleeing the country. Classy!

October 15th, 2007 by Tess

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It’s almost like eating a peanut butter and mustard sandwich when you hear that the Beckhams and Snoop Dogg are friends. The trio reportedly met for dinner a few night ago at Mastro’s in Beverly Hills.

After dinner, paparazzi caught up to Snoop Dogg walking to his car. He wasn’t shy with his choice of words when he spotted the legions of photographers saying “Damn, is Britney Spears around this muthaf***er?”

With Missy Elliot once saying she felt like Paris, someone had to ask if Snoop felt like Brit. Snoop said “Hell naw, I ain’t feelin’ nothing like her! I’m keeping my hair and my kids!”

October 12th, 2007 by Tess

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Sean “Diddy” Combs is a force to be reckoned with in the music world. His bodyguards, meanwhile, have been accused of being a force to be feared in the club world. I sure would like to know what makes him think he’s better than anybody else; he may be rich but still talks like a low class fool, go back to school and learn how to speak. Your bodyguards sure must be stupid if this is the only job they can get. An education sounds about right for all 4 of you another star getting away with their crap. The dude is lucky he didn’t take out his “nine”. Diddy’s a loser, a womanizer and a punk-a** B****!!! Just a matter of time before his crap catches up with him. I hope no one ends up dead. OH WAIT’ that already happened. Someday someone is going to teach him a lesson the hard way, something he never would have thought off, but when things happen they can be ugly.

October 10th, 2007 by Tess

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I think he means that is ALL they want, and they will stoop to any level to get it. Think of a star that is in the news all the time and how many movies they have come out with all at once….like a new premiere every other month. They take on whatever roles are offered them, whether it would be good for their career or not. Why? It all because they want to maintain their celebrity status something they will claim they have worked so hard and sweated even more for all for their stardom. They put themselves in the limelight constantly, for the sheer pleasure of seeing themselves in the limelight. But also tell me in today’s tech savvy world if you do not so this then someone else will and you don’t want to miss out on something that is so simple to get these days, just stand on the red carpet and keep smiling for those paps, they will ensure that you are on the menu for the next few days.

October 8th, 2007 by Tess

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Things might be looking up for Britney Spears because she has finally reunited with her mother. I think the reason Britney resented her mom is because mama was right about everything. Told her not to marry Kevin, wait before you have kids, stop going out every night before you lose the kids, go to rehab, get off drugs etc… For a know it all like Britney, I bet that burned her ass. It’s her mama who is gonna help her get out of the gutter, not her druggie friends. All the time everyone who had the slightest of concern for Britney said that she needs some help and if someone can clam her down and make her feel save and secure and wanted then her self confidence shall grow incredibly and the only ones who can help you at trying times is your own family and all those who say they want to help only want to be a part of the hype of her life and no one means to do anything good. Let’s wait and give her time she might just surprise us all even from here.

October 4th, 2007 by Tess

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What could very well be the best thing she’s done in about two years was never any simpler. Britney Spears was actually spotted at a DMV office after she handed off her kids to KFed’s bodyguard.

People reports that Britney and a friend drove to a DMV office in Van Nuys, California to file for her California driver’s license. She filled out some paperwork and took a written exam but did not take a behind-the-wheel test. Come on people! This is Britney we’re talking about. You know she needs it.

Sure, she may have been driving around California for years but look at what she’s done over those years.

September 21st, 2007 by Tess

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They’ve been happily married for two years and counting but Demi Moore never took Ashton Kutcher’s name until now. Demi has officially become Mrs. Ashton Kutcher after changing her name on her driving license and credit cards. After changing her Ass, Tits, Face and everything thing that we probably have no idea of and won’t like to know that all she has had surgery for, what’s the big deal if she has a change of heart and then changes her name. Ya, one thing this she might has solely done for Ashton. Last week she said that there are not enough good roles in Hollywood for the women above the age of 40, so what does she think that the name change would change her fortunes in Hollywood and land her a grandma’s role in Harry Potter or something why does she except that all those cosmetic changes have damages her skin and looks way too much and she isn’t looking good at all these days. Even grandmas have to look beautiful in our beauty crazy world of today.

September 18th, 2007 by Tess

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Socialite Paris Hilton has dismissed reports she is planning to adopt four blonde babies, branding the rumors “retarded.” She tells “Someone just said that I’m adopting four blonde babies. That’s retarded. No, I’m not. Paris Hilton with babies would be the worst thing this decade, she would easily prove to be a worse mom than Britney Spears and her babies would be crying on the streets while she will be busy making out with 50 Cent or some wacko in the neighborhood. And spare a thought for the poor babies, like how will she feed them and take care of them. Tell you guys somethin’, even a retarded baby would like his mom be Paris Hilton. Once her kids grow they’ll be embarrassed to know what horrible and ugly things their mom had been up to during her make out freaking shit days.

September 13th, 2007 by Tess

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According to Radar magazine Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are the most overrated people in the world. Ratings apart the choice of words that the magazine has used for Victoria - A POINTLESS COLLECTION OF BODY PARTS!!!!! HAHAHAHA… NO OFFENSE TO THE BECKHAMS, but those are some funny words….Wow! Actually sounds like a reasonably honest list, putting Pitt and Oprah Almighty on that list of overrated people. And Bono ta’ boot? If they have Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin on that list I’m going to see it out and find a way to subscribe. But what ever has been the criteria for the ratings, David certainly knows how to play soccer or else he would never have been the captain of the England national football team. And Victoria would never have been a successful singer and designer that she is today. So probably the magazine should have a relook at the publishing and be more considerate on the matter.

September 13th, 2007 by Tess

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There exists something we all call self medication but these celebrities like to go the rehabs these days to show that they want to get clean. You don’t wake up one fine morning and say ‘you know what, I think I’ll go do drugs and embarrass myself coz no one’s writing and talking about me despite my life being so happening, wonderful and so perfect. I think the point of Jodie’s comments were that a lot of the trouble and problems that Lindsay originally got into were a direct result of her parents not putting ANY boundaries on her. She was allowed to sleep with men 3x her age, party at all hours of the night, even allowed to drink - all at the age of 14+. Any mother (or father for that matter), who would allow their child that kind of leniency is an idiot. Especially to then come out and say it’s not their fault. It dam sure is your fault! Try some discipline; try NOT partying with your kids and setting a mature and decent example. Lindsay’s behavior is exactly what she learned growing up.

September 9th, 2007 by Tess

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Jodie Foster takes a direct stab at Dina Lohan’s parenting skills by asking the blunt question “where is her mother?” But you’ve got to give it to Jodie, while it’s really not her business, she’s totally right. But isn’t there something that tell you that Hollywood is finally taking a stand and commenting on its troubled members and co-stars. Well there’s already a anti-Paris Hilton group out there and the members are growing by the day and please don’t ask me to name them coz forgotten the count. And now Lindsay is being targeted by Hollywood for her bad behavior and other problems that Lindsay keep getting herself into. It’s totally true and it’s funny because Lindsay Lohan thinks she is the most famous person in Hollywood. If she didn’t have all these troubles, no one would care about her. It’s her troubles that keep her famous. And it’s a planned thing by Lohan to stay in the news she has do keep doing something worth reporting and henceforth remain a celebrity. So what will happen to her after rehab? Hopefully she’ll go away and realize how obnoxious she is.