Comedian Russell Brand has said his ‘promiscuous’ ways were just his method of finding the right girl.

The 34-year-old funnyguy is now dating the singer Katy Perry, 25, and he said that kids and marriage are definitely in his plans.

He said: “It was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust.

“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I’m ever so happy.”

He added: “I don’t know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn’t it? I want to have children – that would be good.”

The singer has recently bragged about being able to drink eight beers with no unpleasant side-effects. She said: “I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate hangovers, and I can’t drink and work in the same schedule.” You have to observe the deep knowledge we can extract from Katy Perry’s words: dark beer doesn’t give you hangovers and drinking is a very time consuming activity. But wait, the wisdom doesn’t stop here, Katy Perry brings even more to this tome of knowledge: “I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.” Right… and I eat unexpired food because I like unexpired food. I think the journalist who took the interview dared her to prove what she was going to say so she got drunk and this is what finally got on the paper.

The singer’s breasts were immortalized in a plaster cast for which someone paid quite the neat little sum. Katy Perry had this to say about it: “Someone paid $3,500 for a mold of my breast. That’s a lot in a recession.” The money went to a breast cancer research foundation so in the end the act was more or less a noble one, but imagine how much money she could make off of those things. Especially since they are 100% natural… or so she used to claim a while back. Who knows, there might just be a future industry in all of this… or it already exists and is subtly concealed by some advertising campaign.