Celeb Binge

It seems that Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Stars might have more than one Mario rocking her world after all. Lately, she’s been publicly dating her former DWTS partner Mario Lopez.

Recently there have been rumors that she’s been stepping around with her current star Mario. She was spotted at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles with him recently. A source says, “They were making out by the valet with their hands all over each other, and he was whispering in her ear. It was around midnight, so there weren’t many people around.” They left together in the same car.

Reps for DWTS and Mario Lopez haven’t commented yet, but Karina’s rep says it didn’t happen and that they only have a “professional working relationship.”

Who can resist bubbles? Coco Arquette, 3, is thrilled as mom Courteney Cox blows irridescent spheres of happiness her way. Courteney and hubby David Arquette were on hand to help supervise the birthday party of one of Coco’s friends at Cold Water Park in L.A.

Cute dad, sexy mom, pretty girl….celebrity family fun.

Someone who claimed to be a doctor called 911 Saturday to say that a woman at Heather Locklear’s house in L.A. was suicidal. The man said he wanted someone to go check on her.

Two calls were made around 8 p.m., and police and paramedics went to the home. They were there less than an hour and left, saying that no one at the home seemed to be in any sort of danger.

No word yet on who the caller was.

Josh Duhamel was spotted as he was squeezing his main squeeze, his fiancé Fergie, at the 2008 Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center on Sunday in Los Angeles.

Fergie had a lot going on during the pre-Grammy week. She recently launched her new MAC Viva Glam ads, as she is the new spokesperson. She presented a check in the amount of $500,000 to Diane von Furstenberg on Wednesday in behalf of the 7th on Sale, the fashion industry’s landmark HIV/AIDS fundraising initiative. She also showed up at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party which was held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday in Beverly Hills, California.

Umm, the words Paris and Harvard don’t go together in the same sentence, unless you’re talking about a trip to France taken by some high society grads. Not the case though. Paris Hilton was honored by Harvard Lampoon as their Women of the Year.

Paris got into the joking spirit with them, even claiming her best friend Nicole Richie was in the crowd. Then she said, “Just kidding. She’s in L.A. with her baby.”

Daniel Day-Lewis won the Screen Actors Guild award for outstanding male actor in There Will Be Blood. While accepting the award, he paid tribute to Heath Ledger.

He said that Heath was “an inspiration” and “unique”. Daniel said, “Of course, in Brokeback Mountain he was unique. He was perfect. And that scene in the trailer at the end of the film was as moving as anything I’ve ever seen.”

Later, he was asked why he chose to dedicate his award to Heath. Daniel’s response was, “I suppose that’s all I’ve been thinking about for the last few days. I never met him. I thought he was beautiful. I just have a very strong feeling that I would have liked him very much as a man…I admired him very much.”

And the baby boom continues….

Actor Matthew McConaughey announced on his website Tuesday that he and his girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child together. He says on his site, “It’s three months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life.”

Matthew is 38 and Camila is a mere 24. They met when the Brazillian model moved to L.A. Matthew’s rep says, “He is euphoric. He couldn’t be happier.”

This is one step closer to Matthew no longer being one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. Looks like settling down is in his future.

Despite rumors of Tony having an affair, the couple is putting on a united front.Last week, French model Alexandra Paressant announced that she had an affair with Tony Parker, husband of Eva Longoria. The couple has jointly denied those rumors of infidelity.

Tony says, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

They continued to appear in public together, attending a Lakers/Spurs game in L.A. on Thursday. They exited a plane in Texas last Friday night, holding hands and kissing. Sources say they continue to be playful and affectionate with each other.

A faithful celebrity husband? Whoda thunkit?

Late Monday night, a dazed and confused Britney Spears moaned to the paparazzi that she was scared ash she drove around in circles in LA. I guess she was scared of being deposed because she didn’t even show for it.

Sources are saying that KFed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is “going to seek court sanction against Miss Spears”. What does that mean for Brit? It means that if she misses her deposition whenever it’s rescheduled, she could be held in contempt of court and arrested. It’s obvious she has no respect for the law, why don’t you just arrest her now?! And to think that it was a court-ordered deposition too.

Suri Cruise is such a little princess. And she’s also inherited her parents’ fondness for jet-setting. The Cruise family has been all over the world in the past week, making stops in Italy, London and Los Angeles.

The first thing that they did when they got home was prove how much Suri loves the Spice Girls. The Cruise clan sat with David Beckham and his sons at the Spice Girls concert in LA on Wednesday. It seems like they had a great time there.

I’m wondering about something though. When did Suri stop looking like an alien and start looking cute?

Actor Vince Vaughn has slammed aspiring actors who enter the profession just to find fame. The Wedding Crashers star believes youngsters in Hollywood no longer care about acting skills, as their only desire is to become a celebrity. I admit to being a shameless celebrity-hound, even going so far as to hotel-hop in the hopes of sighting my favorite celebs (see my link below), but I agree with Vaughan on this one. There are too many actors in Hollywood today who are utterly devoid of talent and seek only adulation. I won’t name any, but we all know who they are . . .Just for instance look at Paris Hilton, first she says she is going to Rwanda for aid and charity work only to postpone it and of course she is not going to miss the new years’ eve bash at the Lax or where ever she wants to party and the same goes for innumerable celebrities. They just will do and say anything to hog the limelight.

Do you remember the time when Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch was filled with laughter, rolling greens and just looked like the ultimate home? Yeah, it’s gone. The King of Pop’s 2,800 acres worth of bumper cars, carousels and Ferris wheels now looks like a ghost town and Jacko has less than 3 months to make good on a $23 million loan.Neverland Ranch once gave jobs to dozens of servants and groundskeepers but now seems like a barren land while the supposed near-bankrupt singer rents an expensive home in Washington, D.C. A formal Notice of Default and Election to Sell was filed in Santa Barbara County recently, otherwise, Jacko can say goodbye to Neverland.

Hip-hop star Snoop Dogg has hired his children the best soccer coach in the business - British sporting ace, David Beckham. The rapper struck up an unlikely friendship with Beckham during the late 1990s, and decided to call in a favor from the star when he moved out to Los Angeles earlier this year. What an unlikely partnership between the two of them. David I always though was not into this celeb drive and I though he’d always keep his integrity and not go hogging for money like a dog who has fire light up on his tail trying to find some water source to find some relief. As it stands now he cannot play because of an injury and most probably he has wrecked up a big hole in the budget of LA Galaxy soccer team who bought him from European soccer powerhouse Real Madrid. Now he has to repay them so he has to go teach some cracked ass’s son to hit the ball into the net and pick the ball up and place before the goal post.

Pregnant Halle Berry is winning her battle with diabetes, thanks to a healthy diet and good living. The actress was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes after she passed out while shooting a show called Living Dolls when she first arrived in Hollywood. As a Mother of a Type 1 diabetic child I have not liked what has been said about diabetic people in general. I don’t care if Halle has T1 or T2, both are serious chronic illnesses that require care and attention. However, in T1 diabetes, without insulin people die, this is fact. And, you cannot, by diet and exercise, hope, or prayer change that to Type 2, and you cannot stop insulin - ever. Perhaps before implying to the world, which includes a group of young impressionable kids, that they can “ween” themselves off of a medicine that keeps them alive, she should check to make sure that is accurate and that comment isn’t going to cause one of those impressionable kids to harm themselves. I can tell you, she has caused a lot of waves in the diabetes communities today with this one incredibly ill advised comment.

Commissioner Scott Gordon has just issued his written ruling regarding the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline custody battle. Kevin Federline will maintain custody of the children while Britney is only allowed three visits a week. Two from 12 to 7 PM and one overnight visit. A parenting coach is still required to be present. Ohhhh come on people LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…. she’s only an alcoholic druggy bimbo who is passed her sale by date….. It’s not her fault…its who she is…….we are all human…..ish…Come on woody Allan married his adopted daughter… so Britney being a bad mom. that totally makes Britney look like the fairy god mother (pre-rehab fairy god mother)…..I mean i think its a wee bit of a publicity stunt… she wants to be a legend… so my advice is commit suicide…slash down the way not across and bingo your a dog.. i mean a legend…….. its like Britney on Ice (and not the Disney on ice typa ice if u know what i mean…) your all excited to see it…then it happens and realize its the same old shit… don’t get what i mean… me neither…Its the curse of the 3 blondes… like Anna Nicole Smith ….. She’d dead and she’s a blonde…. Britney next… but we need 3 so I’m betting Courtney love will be next hopefully before 2010……..yeah I know I don’t make sense… and no point going through it again…just a waste of time……….any who ciggy time for me…

Britney Spears was spotted driving around the Valley in LA on Sunday afternoon. With hoards of paparazzi constantly following you, she should have known better than to try and hide her new collagen lips.

But just a little time later, the fallen pop star succumbed and flashed paparazzi a big smile as she stopped for some frozen ice cream treats at Cold Stone Creamy.

Her plastic surgeons really messed up on this job. Her lips look horrible. I think it’s much worse than that of Melanie Griffith’s and Goldie Hawn’s combined! I’d go ahead and say it, I bet when it first got done, she looked like Janice Dickinson.

When you have more than enough legal troubles, I really don’t think that going off on the judge on your case and proclaiming how much you hate him.

After her custody hearing last week, Britney Spears had a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus and growled out her thoughts on her judge. Us Weekly is reporting that Britney said “I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.” What does she think a judge does? Ignore the law?

I learned that you can’t listen to what other people have to say. Whether she is or not, big deal let her live in peace at least a little. You and I have nothing better than to sit here and gossip about someone that you have more than likely never met in person. Let it go! Go watch one of her movies. If you don’t like that then go learn how to read a book. Lindsay is an excellent actress. That’s her dream and that’s what she achieved. Her personal life should be her personal life, but due to the fact that people have no life of their own, depending on the tabloids is their sad truth. If anyone wonders why I might be saying these things, well I’m not really a movie or TV person but I’ve seen some of hers. I have no complaints. She is a beautiful actress and believable for her roles. Sometimes there are things that just should not be made public, whether being a celebrity or not. Citizens have become too accustomed to the heartache and violence in life and I just think many things in the mainstream of everything have become pathetic. I wanted one person to know to keep her head up and to hell with what the media has to dish out. Your fans will be your fans regardless.

Actress Melanie Griffith insists her past addiction to drugs and alcohol was hereditary. The 50-year-old began taking cocaine and binge drinking as a teenager - but Griffith believes she was only tempted because of her genes. I am sure a lot does have to do with heredity - I know of a grandfather - his son and his grandson - all that died of fatal car accidents and all were drinking - very sad - BUT there is a thing called accountability and don’t start drinking if you THINK it is hereditary. Then if you do - only blame yourself! Like come on are we all such pessimistic people that we’ve seen are parents smoke so we could allow ourselves to smoke, my dad use to smoke casually but I smoke regularly and that’s not my dad’s fault. I take it solely upon me that I have not been able to quit smoking in all the years that I have trying to quit it. So Mel you need to be stubborn to the extent of saying either I die today of alcohol consumption or live to die another day with it. I think I’d have a fag now.

Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.

An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has banned California teenagers from driving while chatting on cellphones. The actor-turned-Governor has made California the first U.S. state to implement the new law. He signed a bill that makes it illegal for anyone under 18 to use a cellphone while driving. I am in support of this ban by the governor because it would help save the lives of many teenagers who often don’t realize the deadly enormity of their nonchalant attitudes to life. Arnold should also start getting ready to muscle his way to White House in 2012. He may be the knight in shinning armor who would save America. So far, he is doing great in California as governor. More success to him. This is a proof of an elect person who thinks for the society and for the parents whose kids just won’t listen to them, put a state wide ban so at least the parents know that the kids would have to adhere to the law.

According to Radar magazine Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are the most overrated people in the world. Ratings apart the choice of words that the magazine has used for Victoria - A POINTLESS COLLECTION OF BODY PARTS!!!!! HAHAHAHA… NO OFFENSE TO THE BECKHAMS, but those are some funny words….Wow! Actually sounds like a reasonably honest list, putting Pitt and Oprah Almighty on that list of overrated people. And Bono ta’ boot? If they have Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin on that list I’m going to see it out and find a way to subscribe. But what ever has been the criteria for the ratings, David certainly knows how to play soccer or else he would never have been the captain of the England national football team. And Victoria would never have been a successful singer and designer that she is today. So probably the magazine should have a relook at the publishing and be more considerate on the matter.

Jessica Alba doesn’t pay attention to news about her weight, in fact, she doesn’t diet at all.

“I don’t listen to it. I don’t read it,” she told about the speculation that she has recently lost weight. “I think it would make me crazy if I did.”

Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet. ”

The winner of the female hottie award at the Teen Choice Awards does, however, admit to one healthy habit: “I drink a lot of water.”

The actress told Instyle magazine this spring that she “had womanly curves at a young age,” which she says dictated her early career. “Usually kid actors are a few years older than the roles they play. I was two or three years younger.”

For Alba, her priorities are clear. “I just try to do a good job and keep people entertained with the movies that I do.”

My Spidey sense tells me that Tobey Maguire’s marital status has changed. A bet ya guys and gals out there that it has changed and our spider man is now married to his long time girl friend and the mother of his daughter Jennifer Meyers. The 32-year-old actor and longtime girlfriend Jennifer Meyers have tied the knot in Kona on Hawaii’s Big Island. The low-key couple, who have been an item since 2003, subsequently welcomed daughter Ruby in November. Though after his daughter’s birth, Mr. Maguire had been in the news for promoting his then to be released third installment of the Spiderman movie series and how much he loved the arrival of his daughter in their lives but never was there a word about the impending marriage to Jennifer. And now all of a sudden there is this news that the two are married and both are very happy for each other. That’s so cool, like the family is complete and they are together.

Wow, I used to think Foxx had some brains, again I am wrong. Dude, putting animals in a ring to kill each other is not right no matter what color you are. Moron. Are you kidding me?? Vick is how old? I think he knows the difference between right and wrong here and what does race have to do with the ethical treatment of animals? celebs these days think just because they are who they are can say anything. Even if it makes no sense and is dumb as hell. Hey, Mike that’s why you were hiding the fights behind your house in Virginia. I couldn’t totally follow his bullshit reasoning, so I didn’t try too hard. This situation has nothing to do with him being black, so Jamie Foxx trying to play the race card is annoying and stupid. Defend and advocate on issue that are of some substance not just for the heck of saying something. Jamie has just given me something to write and have a jibe at.

Britney Spears has beefed up security and signed up for the hardcore Israeli combat techniques Matt Damon uses in The Bourne Ultimatum after growing paranoid following a batch of crazed fan mail. I hate to inform Britney that Karate won’t help her career from flushing away like a fresh cookie…….this girl is a white trash train wreck with negative talent and withering sex appeal……. forget the self-defense, doesn’t she pay big guys thousands per month for just that? Rather stick to parental classes LOL! For me this lady is way above finished material and she is more scared of herself destructive possibilities rather than being scared of some person trying to hurt her. And this notion that she has (I don’t whether she has it or not) that there is someone that’s looking to harm her boys is ridiculous coz till is in custody of the boys she is their biggest enemy, at any point of time she will leaves the kids and walk into the pool.

Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice AKA stick is a well-known fake. Just when you think she couldn’t get any faker, along comes a look-alike in the form of Chanelle.

The British ‘Big Brother’ reality show bimbo Chanelle Hayes arrived at a London event this past Thursday night dressed exactly the same way as Posh did when she attended an award show last June.

For some reason, I think Chanelle looks like a trashier and cheaper version of Posh. But then again, she would be cheaper because she doesn’t have a husband that earns $250 million a year just by sitting on the bench.

Charlie Sheen is heading back to court in a bid to prevent his former wife Denise Richards from phoning him whenever she likes. The actor, who is newly engaged to actress Brooke Mueller, also hopes to revisit child custody terms he shares with his ex Richards. Now they both need to grow and that too quickly or else their children shall be more mature and tell the two – any problems mom and dad, like can we HELP you. Children are these days more sensitive and with parent’s fights being the order of the day, most kids could well see the right and the wrong, something that we the parents fail to recognize despite being much much older to them in terms of age as well as experience. If she is calling so many times for the kids or for Sheen is what we are not clear about but she does have something that she has left over in that house, may it’s the kids may be it’s Sheen.

Eddie Murphy is beginning to look like the dead beat dad that he is. On Wednesday his ex and mother of his newest child, Melanie Brown announced that she will be taking Murphy to court to claim child support. Since their daughter Angel was born he has taken no interest and made no attempt to take care of his child. His new fiancée Tracey Edmonds is speaking out and saying that this whole situation has no effect on them as a couple. She is a total liar. She stated that it has “absolutely no impact” on their relationship. Well if that is the case then it is already an awful relationship. If the one you are involved with has children already then they are a part of your life whether you like it or not. Children come first and it astounds me that anyone would choose to be with someone who does not think so. Melanie Brown should thank her lucky stars that Murphy’s become someone else’s problem now. Eddie’s mistakes are up to him to fix, either that or the Judge.