Celeb Binge

If reports by Latina magazine, the New York Post and E! News still isn’t that believable to you, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have now gotten their hands on a marriage license in the Bahamas. Now, Extra is reporting that the newlywed curvaceous diva has cancelled her previously scheduled appearance for the ladies at The View today with no explanation being given. Do we even need one? It’s obvious that the couple is having the most fun they can have on their honeymoon. Congratulations to the soon-to-be-divorced couple. May it not be true that Mariah did not make Nick sign a pre-nup.

Moby wants to marry “weird” Britney Spears.

The ‘Go’ singer revealed his feelings for the 26-year-old ‘Toxic’ star increase with every drama in her troubled life.

He said: “Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!”

Moby recently said he thought most of Britney’s problems - which involve losing custody of her two children after refusing to return them to ex-husband Kevin Federline - are down to the fact she was a child star.

He said: “She became an international icon aged 16. In a weird way she’s challenging people, but it’s breaking my heart because ultimately she’s not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not.”

And the baby boom continues….

Actor Matthew McConaughey announced on his website Tuesday that he and his girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child together. He says on his site, “It’s three months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life.”

Matthew is 38 and Camila is a mere 24. They met when the Brazillian model moved to L.A. Matthew’s rep says, “He is euphoric. He couldn’t be happier.”

This is one step closer to Matthew no longer being one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. Looks like settling down is in his future.

Fergie is the first to tell you that she’s totally in love with longtime boyfriend Josh Duhamel. But she’ll also tell you they aren’t getting married - or even engaged - any time soon.

She says, “I’m madly in love with him. He understands how to treat a woman and give me respect.” Not to mention she can kick his ass if he doesn’t!

But marriage isn’t in the plans for now. Fergie says, “We’re practically married, anyway.”

Aww, what a great guy. He keeps her sane; he doesn’t make fun of her, umm, mishaps like peeing on herself during a concert or being addicted to crystal meth.

Fergie’s a strong chick, so you know he’s gotta be a superhuman to keep up with her!

Wasn’t she just gushing about how much in love she was? And wasn’t she just in talks about a reality show following the newlyweds?

Well, it may be newly UNweds soon if Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon don’t correct their “irreconcilable differences”. Pam filed for divorce Friday in L.A., after a mere 2 months of marriage.

However, a posting today on her website said that they were “working on it”. And the couple was spotted out shopping together today in Maliby. So, maybe there’s hope after all. But geez, no one is perfectly happy in the first 2 months…you can’t go running around filing for divorce every time he makes you cry.

I still say she’ll never get over her first love - Tommy Lee.

Despite rumors of Tony having an affair, the couple is putting on a united front.Last week, French model Alexandra Paressant announced that she had an affair with Tony Parker, husband of Eva Longoria. The couple has jointly denied those rumors of infidelity.

Tony says, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

They continued to appear in public together, attending a Lakers/Spurs game in L.A. on Thursday. They exited a plane in Texas last Friday night, holding hands and kissing. Sources say they continue to be playful and affectionate with each other.

A faithful celebrity husband? Whoda thunkit?

Commissioner Scott Gordon has just issued his written ruling regarding the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline custody battle. Kevin Federline will maintain custody of the children while Britney is only allowed three visits a week. Two from 12 to 7 PM and one overnight visit. A parenting coach is still required to be present. Ohhhh come on people LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…. she’s only an alcoholic druggy bimbo who is passed her sale by date….. It’s not her fault…its who she is…….we are all human…..ish…Come on woody Allan married his adopted daughter… so Britney being a bad mom. that totally makes Britney look like the fairy god mother (pre-rehab fairy god mother)…..I mean i think its a wee bit of a publicity stunt… she wants to be a legend… so my advice is commit suicide…slash down the way not across and bingo your a dog.. i mean a legend…….. its like Britney on Ice (and not the Disney on ice typa ice if u know what i mean…) your all excited to see it…then it happens and realize its the same old shit… don’t get what i mean… me neither…Its the curse of the 3 blondes… like Anna Nicole Smith ….. She’d dead and she’s a blonde…. Britney next… but we need 3 so I’m betting Courtney love will be next hopefully before 2010……..yeah I know I don’t make sense… and no point going through it again…just a waste of time……….any who ciggy time for me…

When you have more than enough legal troubles, I really don’t think that going off on the judge on your case and proclaiming how much you hate him.

After her custody hearing last week, Britney Spears had a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus and growled out her thoughts on her judge. Us Weekly is reporting that Britney said “I hate my judge. He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all. His job is to sit there and tell people what to do And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.” What does she think a judge does? Ignore the law?

She does feel like the world should and does revolve around her, and it’s such a selfish outlook to take when their is billions of other people living in this world and she made two of them. She should care how she is raising those kids and how her choice that she makes now will affect those kids in the future. Not everything is about her, and If she really did care so greatly for them she would do what ever it takes to get them back. I know that a parent who really cares for their child would walk through fire if they had to, travel to the ends of the earth and beyond. Having someone give you advice on perhaps someway to take care of your kids better is such a minor thing, and to avoid the judges ruling is not going to be over looked. She needs to get her priorities straightened out. She is becoming such a waste. I can’t believe anyone would want to be her fan still.

If the recent Spears-Federline court hearing is anything to go by, it looks like things are going great for KFed.

After a hearing for the reconsideration of a judge’s orders regarding the custody of Sean and Jayden, a judge has ordered that both parents show up at the next custody hearing on October 26. Until then, Kevin Federline will retain custody of the two boys while Britney Spears will get monitored visitation.

Both sides presented evidence at the hearing and Kevin reportedly felt that the ruling was justified. While their presence wasn’t really required, it hurts Britney’s case that she wasn’t present for the 3-hour hearing.

Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney has already warned his new girlfriend Sarah Larson that he’ll never marry her. If that isn’t romance, I don’t know what is. Is she pregnant? Is it me or does she look a bit pregnant?? Just have a close look at that picture and there seems to be nice curve popping out at her stomach. Now you cannot blame her for not telling us, George is a very naughty man and protective of his women too, that is until she keeps mum on issues that he doesn’t want to go public with. George should try to date someone older than 28 if he is interested in a real relationship. Of course a romp in the sack with a 28yr old is pretty good stuff when your Clooney’s age… if you can find it. Not a problem when you have his kind of money. Forget the relationship George and just enjoy the fruits of wealth.

They’ve been happily married for two years and counting but Demi Moore never took Ashton Kutcher’s name until now. Demi has officially become Mrs. Ashton Kutcher after changing her name on her driving license and credit cards. After changing her Ass, Tits, Face and everything thing that we probably have no idea of and won’t like to know that all she has had surgery for, what’s the big deal if she has a change of heart and then changes her name. Ya, one thing this she might has solely done for Ashton. Last week she said that there are not enough good roles in Hollywood for the women above the age of 40, so what does she think that the name change would change her fortunes in Hollywood and land her a grandma’s role in Harry Potter or something why does she except that all those cosmetic changes have damages her skin and looks way too much and she isn’t looking good at all these days. Even grandmas have to look beautiful in our beauty crazy world of today.

It doesn’t take a genius to see Denise Richards is an unhappy psycho that is using her girls as way to keep control off her ex husband because the marriage didn’t work and she had no other way to power over him anymore. She’s pretty and is used to getting her way and always calling the shots. Now she’s ****** cause he’s engaged and Sambora dumped her. So bitter Bessie is making problems because she’s worried Charlie might be able to challenge her since he’s engaged, happy and has popular TV show and she’s alone, not working, and miserable. Suck it up Denise your girls are not props for you to use to get what you want. Grow up and stop making everything about you, if you want what’s best for them let them spend time with their father without your presence. Or are you afraid they will like him more?

Her lawyer may have announced the happy news in open court last month, but that doesn’t mean it’s the truth as Foxy Brown’s manager said on Wednesday, “And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant.”

Defense lawyers told a judge in August that rapper Foxy, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was three months pregnant. Foxy even told the New York Post “I’m getting married in September. I’m pregnant!”

A judge has since sentenced the volatile rapper to a year in the slammer for violating her probation after she was arrested last month on charges that she hit her neighbor with a Blackberry. Me thinks the pregnancy thing was a ploy to get her Nicole Richie story. Too bad.

My Spidey sense tells me that Tobey Maguire’s marital status has changed. A bet ya guys and gals out there that it has changed and our spider man is now married to his long time girl friend and the mother of his daughter Jennifer Meyers. The 32-year-old actor and longtime girlfriend Jennifer Meyers have tied the knot in Kona on Hawaii’s Big Island. The low-key couple, who have been an item since 2003, subsequently welcomed daughter Ruby in November. Though after his daughter’s birth, Mr. Maguire had been in the news for promoting his then to be released third installment of the Spiderman movie series and how much he loved the arrival of his daughter in their lives but never was there a word about the impending marriage to Jennifer. And now all of a sudden there is this news that the two are married and both are very happy for each other. That’s so cool, like the family is complete and they are together.

Ethan Hawke, whose split from Uma Thurman caused tabloid frenzy, says being part of a celebrity couple can be hard on the ego. ”What happens - it’s not that they’re jealous of each other; it’s that the person you share your life with isn’t in the mood to support,” Hawke says. ”You want to have a pity party for yourself, but they’re off to the Golden Globes and you don’t want to go because everyone is going to think you are jealous.” I believe it. Some men also have a hard time when women earn more than they do. So who was the jealous one in this case? When you guys get married at that time you will go over the board praising each other and telling all the good things that led you to fall in love. The moment the honeymoon period is over you guys are at each other vying for blood. Take life as is it comes, there is toilet paper all over the place but it ain’t meaning that you clean your dirty lien in public, what happened is history – no pain no gain.

Oh I can guess what you’re thinking now. What in the hell? But as strange as it is, it’s true. Tori Spelling announced on the MySpace page that she shares with her husband that she applied online and can now legally perform a marriage ceremony. She called herself Reverend Tori Spelling and I’m not sure if that’s correct. Since when can you become a Reverend online? The actress recently officiated at a wedding for a same sex couple held at the same inn that Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott run. I can certainly say I didn’t see this one coming. I’m just glad this wasn’t Britney’s wack job announcement. I’m sure the people that choose Tori to officiate their union will just continue to get more interesting. I find it doubtful that the average couple will choose Tori Spelling to oversee their special day.

This would be a shock for Hollywood actress that would leave a bad taste in her mouth. Cameron Diaz’s latest boyfriend made his wife “disappear” for the sake of his celebrity. Magician Criss Angel’s wife says he treated their marriage like a disappearing act, and she’s looking for a divorce and a cut of his wealth. The 39-year-old Angel, whose real name is Christopher Sarantakos, and his wife, Joanne, 37, married five years ago, after a decade of dating, according to her lawyer, Dominic Barbara. But the magician kept his marriage quiet and then deserted his wife as he became famous and hasn’t given her “a cent” of his millions. Cameron better be careful or someday she could be involved in a disappearing act by the magician. After her break with Justin Timberlake and getting to know about Criss being already married, she better be careful before taking the plunge with any other person now nowards and if she knew the truth about criss then she should be happy that the world too knows about it now.