Celeb Binge

Being a mother myself I know all to well how forgetful you can get during pregnancy. Seriously, you are lucky if you remember your own name most days and if you find the car keys in the freezer and the butter in the oven you are having a good day.

But surely forgetting your underwear is a little on the extreme side? Especially for celebrities like Christina Aguilera, who must have an entourage of people around her to remind her of such necessities? But no, obviously knickers must be a rare commodity in Hollywood as she joins the growing list of stars leaving their underwear at home whilst out on the town.

Our pregnant star once slammed Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton for such behaviour, but we have pictures to prove she is now a full fledged member of the panty-less crew. Whether she will remember it or not I am sure someone will be happy to remind her…

Poor Britney! She doesn’t KNOW she’s missing her undies and flashing her cooch because she’s got post-partum depression! Don’t you people understand?!??! When you’ve got post-partum depression, you don’t KNOW you’re supposed to wear panties!! She probably doesn’t even own any panties … because she’s got post-partum depression!!! When I had post-partum depression, I flashed my cooch all over the place!! In the grocery store, at church, everywhere!! And all the men were so understanding and nice to me because I was flashing my cooch … I mean, because I had post-partum depression!! Give her a break already!!! You’re all just jealous because Britney’s cooch can sing and dance and is more famous and richer and prettier and smarter than any of your chooches, and her cooch has post-partum depression!!! Your lazy cooches, that have never had a problem of the same magnitude that Britney’s cooch has, are just sitting there behind your computers eating Ding-Dongs and hating!!!! And Britney’s cooch’s new song rocks!! I’d like to see YOUR cooches try and be as good as hers!!!