Celeb Binge

Lindsay Lohan has let rip with a fully loaded attack at playboy Calum Best for a sex video that found its way onto the web.

Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to George Best’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet. The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.

Umm, aren’t you rushing to get that Playboy? Well, wrong place, buddy. She’ll appear topless and gray haired in celebration of her 50th birthday on the cover of AARP magazine.

Jamie Lee says she’s doing it to show women that you can age gracefully if you just take care of your body. If you remember (but who really does) she pulled similar stunt by appearing sans makeup and in a sports bra and briefs with no touch ups in More Magazine in 2002. She says it is to show people that “glam isn’t real but good health is.”

Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.

Kevin Federline’s lawyer wants Britney Spears to pay some of her ex-husband’s legal expenses in their divorce case, court documents show. Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in an Aug. 26 declaration that Federline has ”no net income” after various expenses, and that his spousal support of $20,000 a month ends in November. Spears, meanwhile, brings in an average monthly income of $737,868. I think KFed had plenty of time to find ample employment; he should have been saving his money instead of partying with his friends. Instead of his attorney asking Britney to pay for his serves he should be telling KFed that instead of spending his money on partying he should be saving it. He is getting 20,000 a month that should cover his attorney fees. And a man who has wed her ex just to get the money later on can only do so much more to unearth the money that she has, he won’t be dignified enough to settle it calmly.

Owen Wilson’s parents and brothers were seen at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday night amid reports Wilson was hospitalized. Santa Monica police issued a statement saying officers responded to a “medical assistance call” at a house on Wilson’s street shortly after noon Sunday. A source confirmed the house was Wilson’s. So the star could have some over dose of ecstasy pills or something similar (I am currently being totally speculative and therefore my judgement could be wrong) but there is no other way a healthy person could be admitted to hospital under circumstances where there is a “medical assistance call” from the actors home. Now I do not think there need be a clarification from my side as to what is a medical assistance call. He’s losing his way and soon could be in a rehab and at that time the paparazzi and gossip mags will be out in their numbers telling their version of the story.

It’s all about the money, Honey. This is the plain truth about Hollywood and nothing else should be out into words to unwind this fact, marriages happen for wealth and divorces take place to steal that money and put it into one’s bank account. it sort of makes me want to find Britney Spears and tell her all about what karma is, and then also ask her if she’s ever heard a little saying that goes “I TOLD YOU SO!” because if she hasn’t, I’d let her in on what it means and how it applies to her. Britney has been so successful and yet if she didn’t learn to protect her own interest and have a prenuptial agreement debarring Kevin from her riches then there is bigger laughing stock out there other than her. Definitely think Kevin is money motivated and Britney is crazy. So someone needs to intervene. I’m surprised Madonna hasn’t tried to adopt Sean and Jayden! Doesn’t she like to “save” babies? (By save I mean steal and call it saving.) I hope Kevin doesn’t get a dime of her money.

She may not have hit rock bottom yet, but Britney Spears is dangerously close to it. And Kevin Federline is very much aware of that which is why things are about to get much worse for Britney.

Sources say that KFed just hired a high-powered attorney in the form of Mark Vincent Kaplan. The said lawyer was spotted walking into Department 88 of Los Angeles Superior Court this past Wednesday carrying documents that may just be KFed’s request for primary physical custody of his two boys with the hot mess of a pop star.

If and when given that news, I have my bets on Brit handling it by taking a huge swig from a Tequila bottle while out partying with friends.

I guess it has been quite a glorious while since we have heard Kevin Federline’s name in the news. That was a name I thought I never wanted to hear again but has recently been outdone by the name Hilton. The latest news with K-Fed is that he is refusing to sign any papers regarding the finalizing of his divorce from Britney Spears until he has seen proof that she is a fit mother capable of taking care of the kids when they are in her care. I think this is the smartest move Kevin has made in a long time. Britney should be made to take parenting classes and pass some kind of psychological testing before she is allowed to endanger her kids again. In the short span of time she’s had them she has done more to incriminate herself as a bad parent then she has to convince us she’s mom of the year. Good on Kevin for taking a stand.

Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy took a DNA test to determine if he’s the father of Melanie Brown’s 2 month old daughter, the former Spice Girl’s spokenwoman said. What happens to relations that were once next to paradise and now have turned one another so bitter? On the other hand Murphy has repeatedly denied that he is the father of the girl and has squashed Melanie’s claims. Well he the actor is willing to take a DNA test it shows his confidence in his belief and once we have the results then any speculations regarding the issue will be automatically settled. Melanie dated Eddie last year and then gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown on April 3, and has listed Murphy as the father of the child on the birth certificate. Now it seems that dad Mr. Murphy will have to prove his innoence with a DNA certificate. Or else he could speak to his animal friends for some wise advice like he did in Dr. Do Little