Celeb Binge

Britney Spears is reportedly considering buying a $5.96 million mansion in Encino, Los Angeles.

The troubled singer – who was recently given back some of her visitation rights to her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline - viewed the five-bedroom, six-bathroom property yesterday afternoon.

The 7,300 sq ft mansion – which is not far from Kevin’s house in Tarzana - boasts vaulted ceilings, fireplaces, fountains, a spiral staircase, a Jacuzzi, a swimming pool with a spa, an indoor and outdoor dining room, a wine cellar, a family room and a designer kitchen complete with state-of-the-art stainless steel appliances.

Britney, 26, recently came under fire after allegedly trashing the $35,000-a-month mansion she rented in Malibu, California. It was claimed Britney never lived in the mansion, but held parties there, which resulted in massive damage.

The source said: ‘The house was left a wreck. Cigarette burns and cigarette butts were everywhere - and empty bottles of wine were strewed about the place. Most of the furniture was ruined with stains, tears or nicks. Rotting food was left in the refrigerator. Spilled wine soiled the carpets and floors. No one picked up after Britney’s dogs, and many ‘presents’ of dog poop were left behind for the owners.’

Moby wants to marry “weird” Britney Spears.

The ‘Go’ singer revealed his feelings for the 26-year-old ‘Toxic’ star increase with every drama in her troubled life.

He said: “Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat!”

Moby recently said he thought most of Britney’s problems - which involve losing custody of her two children after refusing to return them to ex-husband Kevin Federline - are down to the fact she was a child star.

He said: “She became an international icon aged 16. In a weird way she’s challenging people, but it’s breaking my heart because ultimately she’s not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict is not.”

Ex-wild child Kelly Osbourne has told of her ten year booze and drug hell that ended with her taking 100 pills a day.

Kelly, 23, admitted she was a drug addict by 13 and that only now – after three spells in rehab – is she finally clean.

The new face of TV’s Project Catwalk, also revealed mum Sharon saved her life by punching her to stop her falling into a drug-induced coma.

Kelly said: “All the voices in my head were telling me I was worthless.”

Justin Chambers, Alex from Grey’s Anatomy, has spoken out about his sleep disorder. He explains that it was this disorder that sent him to check into UCLA Medical Center.

Justin explains, “It’s an issue that I’ve had for a while. It’s a biological sleep disorder. Your mind keeps racing, and your body is tired. It wants to go to sleep, but it can’t.

Justin and his wife Keisha have five children. He said it ended up that he was only sleeping about an hour a week. He said, “I got to my wit’s end.”

The UCLA psych hospital where Britney Spears spent 2 5150 stints earlier this year has implemented new precautions to prevent any leaks of information. The hospital is now officially a cell phone and laptop free zone after patient photos showed up on the net. The LA Times reports that none of the shots featured Britney but the hospital is still concerned for the patients. Patients will still have access to landlines but no more of the electronic stuff that could get them into trouble. The ban actually went into effect on March 3 after UCLA fired at least 13 workers and suspended 6 more for snooping in Brit’s medical records.

Kevin Federline looks like he’s finally ready to start working for a living. He is reportedly interested in taking over his favorite Mexican restaurant and wants to go into business with his former father-in-law. No, we don’t make this stuff up. Jamie Spears used to dabble in the restaurant biz before but his last attempt went up in flames. Now that Jamie is signing all of Britney’s checks, his recovering daughter is reportedly expected to bankroll the unconventional partnership. Maybe Jamie’s just keeping his eye on KFed so Britney can retain constant contact with the kids. Or maybe there’s really just more to KFed that we still don’t know about.

It seems like Lindsay Lohan has actually been trying to keep her life in order. But some people are worried about the new group of “bad influences” she’s got hanging around her.

Her group has recently started to include Courtenay Semel and Jeremy Geffen. Courtenay is the 28 year old lesbian daughter of Terry Semel, former CEO of Yahoo!. Jeremy is a music manager who happens to be good friends with Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis. Davis was recently busted for possession of heroin. The two run with a wild crowd, and a Lohan insider says, “They are leeches, and they are trying to drag Lindsay down and use her for her fame.”

Mum-to-be Kerry Katona snorted line… and said: ‘It’s ok, you can wean babies off coke after’

Four months pregnant with a bump starting to show, Kerry Katona wasn’t going to let a little thing like a baby spoil the party… and blissfully snorted a line of coke through a rolled-up $20 bill. Even her low-life mates had the good grace to look worried as the mum-to-be got wasted at a party.

But showing a sickening lack of concern for her unborn child’s welfare, the woman twice voted Mother of the Year reassured them: “It’s OK, you can wean the baby off the coke afterwards. It’s only booze that can cause serious damage.”

One of the ex-Atomic Kitten’s friends has told the press of Kerry’s crazy drug-fuelled life in a bid to give her a Mother’s Day wake-up call. The friend said: “How terrible, to give birth to a beautiful baby which then has to be weaned off the drugs that have been pumped into its tiny body. I don’t know how Kerry can do that to her child. It is disgusting.”

The friend revealed how Kerry ignores all the warnings on what’s best for her baby and:

SMOKES 20 menthol cigarettes a day.

BINGES on burgers and junk food when she’s coming down from cocaine highs.

DRINKS a bottle of wine at a time.

SNORTS cocaine as year-old daughter Heidi sits nearby.

The friend said: “Kerry has been taking cocaine throughout this pregnancy. I know because I have seen her taking it. It is so sad but she is addicted and in denial. She is spending more than $200 a day on coke. Her friends have tried to tell her the harm she is doing to herself but she just won’t listen.”

Even more worrying is the effect her drug habit could have on the baby, a boy, due in May.

Ok, before you freak out and start calling Children’s Services, nothing is confirmed. But check out this pic and decide for youself.

Personally, I don’t know. It looks a lot like a possible baby bump, and remember, she was seen out shopping for a pregnancy test a couple of months ago. Plus, doctors did show up at her house for a little visit on Saturday.

But then again, it could just be the effects of too much fast food and Starbucks. Good as it is, that stuff can put the weight on you if you aren’t careful.

She has spent the last few days making a crazy tour of every major talk show, hyping her new film Mad Money. It was expected to be a major hit and a comeback film for Katie Doesn’t Cash OutHolmes, who hasn’t starred in a movie in two years.

Instead, it did much less than expected. Over the weekend it only took in a mere $7.7 million. It was a far cry from Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses which took in over $22 million. Katie just doesn’t have the star appeal of Katherine.

Katie, looks like you better stick to hanging out with Tom. Or ditch him if you ever plan to make movies again. The crazy man is weighing you down.

The Associated Press, arguable the world’s largest news organization, has already begun preparing Britney Spears obituary! You know it’s bad when people are starting to prepare for your death when you’re still alive and kicking at the paparazzi.

AP’s entertainment editor Jesse Washington talked to Us Weekly saying “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a log time.” Washington adds “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

Remember Brad Renfro? He was Huck Finn to Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ Tom Sawyer in the 90s version of Tom and Huck.

Brad, age 25, was found dead in Los Angeles at an apartment where he spent the night with friends after partying and drinking. No word yet on an official cause of death; rumors abound about possible drug overdose, due mainly to Brad’s previous problems with substance abuse.

Sources say that friends heard him snoring throughout the night but then found him not breathing in the morning. They called 911, and Brad was pronounced dead at the scene around 9 a.m. Tuesday by responders.

The Writers Guild has already taken the Golden Globes away from us but now, they are looking to take away the Grammy’s too. How is the music business hurting the striking writers?! The ceremony may be airing on CBS and the network is part of the big media that is refusing to negotiate with the writes but the WGA already said that it would refuse to grant the Grammy’s a waiver that would allow them to use WGA members to write the show.

It’s not yet clear how much of an impact a WGA picket line would have on the awards show but the ceremony will have to make do without the usual 10-20 actors who usually serve as presenters.

Ashley is apologizing to fans for having to cancel shows due to her recent, medically necessary rhinoplasty.

She says, “When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time. Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.”

She’s been making appearances to sign autographs, but she hasn’t been able to perform. So, they have “had to make the difficult decision to cancel the appearances.”

At least Ashley is one star who appears to be taking care of herself.

If God had a sense of humor, I’m sure that Britney Spears’ next boyfriend would turn out to be Larry Birkhead. In Touch magazine actually has a quote from Dannielynn’s papa saying “I think Britney is sexy.” Is it Britney or her money that’s sexy?A source close to Larry also adds that “He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch.”

Amy Winehouse has reportedly made a suicide pact with her husband. The singer is set to be questioned by the police over husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s charges of assault and allegedly perverting the course of justice. She could face prison if she gets linked to the conspiracy to clear Blake. If she gets parted from her husband by a lengthy jail sentence, Wino has reportedly vowed to kill herself.A witness on Blake’s case was said to have been offered £200,000 to change his story. Since Blake is not a wealthy man, the finger points to Amy. The office of the singer’s accountant was searched last week so police could review all her transactions.

Wasn’t she just gushing about how much in love she was? And wasn’t she just in talks about a reality show following the newlyweds?

Well, it may be newly UNweds soon if Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon don’t correct their “irreconcilable differences”. Pam filed for divorce Friday in L.A., after a mere 2 months of marriage.

However, a posting today on her website said that they were “working on it”. And the couple was spotted out shopping together today in Maliby. So, maybe there’s hope after all. But geez, no one is perfectly happy in the first 2 months…you can’t go running around filing for divorce every time he makes you cry.

I still say she’ll never get over her first love - Tommy Lee.

Despite rumors of Tony having an affair, the couple is putting on a united front.Last week, French model Alexandra Paressant announced that she had an affair with Tony Parker, husband of Eva Longoria. The couple has jointly denied those rumors of infidelity.

Tony says, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.”

They continued to appear in public together, attending a Lakers/Spurs game in L.A. on Thursday. They exited a plane in Texas last Friday night, holding hands and kissing. Sources say they continue to be playful and affectionate with each other.

A faithful celebrity husband? Whoda thunkit?

I find it really cheesy when a singer sings about their current flame. It’s even cheesier when that current flame hasn’t even lasted a week yet. So grab your earplugs kids because Lindsay Lohan is doing just that when it comes to her making a new album.The now sober 21-year old was at Hollywood hot spot Goa on Sunday and a source says that she introduced a new guy to her pals as her boyfriend Spencer. He happens to be the same guy that she was caught kissing at Il Sole last week. But you all know how Lindsay’s relationships go. I doubt he’d even make it to the New Year.

The pop wreck that is known as Britney Spears was seen at Petco over the weekend. Seeing as her Thanksgiving plans are still unknown, a reporter took the liberty to ask her if she was going to take up Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus’ offer to join them on Turkey day.

Earlier this past week, In Touch reported that Billy Ray invited Britney to dinner with his family because his family cares and that Miley, who happens to be a big fan, wants to reach out to Brit.

As for her answer, Britney said yes. Can you just imagine the conversation at the table? But even though she confirmed attending, do consider her track record. Miley might as well start passing the yams already.

After having an ambulance show up at her home on Tuesday, Amy Winehouse went back to work on Wednesday. Amidst fears that she would cancel her show due to what’s been going on with her life lately, Wino pretty much showed that the show must go on.The singer performed at the NIA in Birmingham which was the first stop on her month-long UK tour. However, people are thinking that maybe she should have taken a break. The show was a disaster!

Concert goers say that Wino was terrible, obviously drunk and made rambling references to her husband. She cussed out and threatened fans which had a lot of them walking out.

Her divorce papers leaked, her divorce settlement leaked, her whole album leaked and even her album art leaked. Now, the reported crazy OK! magazine photo shoot pictures that Britney Spears had where she supposedly got chicken grease over all her dresses, peed with the door open and let her dog poop on the floor have also leaked.

The shots going around the internet are said the be preliminary test shots, or so says the statement that OK! released. But if by preliminary, they mean a half-way done Photoshop job, then eh. I think I can actually count on one hand the parts that are truly Britney’s and couldn’t count which ones aren’t.

Kevin Federline’s lawyers will be going to court tomorrow to argue that his ex-Britney Spears is violating the drug test orders. Brit is still using drugs. “Passing tests” happens to druggies’ everyday. Druggies know how to rid the drugs from their system before taking a test hence the reason she isn’t responding quick enough to take the tests. I can’t believe how foolish some of you fans are quick to say it is all KFeds fault, he is greedy, she isn’t using and such. You can look at her and tell she is using and as for mental illness….if you really know about MI, you will know codependence on drugs usually rides along with MI. If she wasn’t using drugs, the judge would had already given her back 50/50 custody and Kfed already tried to get her help both for mental and drugs along with her Moma and we all seen how that went. Those boys don’t need to see their mother in this condition right now. Anyone with a brain can see that.

Do you remember the time when Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch was filled with laughter, rolling greens and just looked like the ultimate home? Yeah, it’s gone. The King of Pop’s 2,800 acres worth of bumper cars, carousels and Ferris wheels now looks like a ghost town and Jacko has less than 3 months to make good on a $23 million loan.Neverland Ranch once gave jobs to dozens of servants and groundskeepers but now seems like a barren land while the supposed near-bankrupt singer rents an expensive home in Washington, D.C. A formal Notice of Default and Election to Sell was filed in Santa Barbara County recently, otherwise, Jacko can say goodbye to Neverland.

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.

She actually looks good here compared to her appearance on Oprah Winfrey promoting this movie. Jerry Seinfeld was looking at her on that show as tho he had never seen such a hideous monster. He probably never saw her during the voice overs. I like Renee Zellweger. Her FACE looks like that because she’s one of the few celebrities that have not done PLASTIC SURGERY. No one looks as perfect as most celebrity do when they age. I don’t even think we KNOW what celebrities look like when they get old. Demi Moore, Marcia Cross, ex-wife of House (M.D.), Michelle Pffiefer, Nicole Kidman the list goes on and on and on, have all gotten surgeries to look “younger”. I think that they just look weird and unnatural. I appreciate Renee coming out and representing middle aged women that DO age and don’t plasticize their face.

Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson were in Austin, Texas recently to shoot a video for Willie’s new single. Joining them on the shoot were good pals Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson.

Now, I somewhat understand the Jessica and Willie connection but I just don’t understand the Owen and Woody connection. And what the heck are they doing in the background? Is it me or does this look like the Texas version of Brokeback Mountain?

It’s too strange for my taste. You would think that having Jessica Simpson there would be enough. But no, they had to put the Owen and Woody Brokeback image in my mind. Yikes!

Pamela Anderson is shooting down rumors she was in a shotgun wedding with Rick Salomon and insists she isn’t pregnant. Pregnant or not pregnant she should first try to look a decent person for her age, I am not saying that she cannot wear skimpy clothes but that’s got to be occasionally when one’s attending at playboy bash or something. Everyday makes her look a whore which she is and always tends to look like. I hate to break this to you, but you are now 40 years old. On top of that, you have had kids and spent a substantial portion of your life partying like a Kennedy. Please do us all a favor and stop dressing like a 20 year old trying to trade sex for Old Milwaukee at a frat house. It’s no longer sexy. It’s actually somewhere between scary and sad. You are still an attractive 40 years old. Buy some clothes that are age appropriate so the rest of us can stop gagging when we are forced to view pictures of you. Thanks for the effort,

An insurance seminar and a trigonometry class are more interesting than these two Attention wh()res. Firstly, celebrities or not they are right now into the business that every celeb dons after becoming one – the business of denying that you are seeking attention and that’s what you want. Victoria is just trying to do what all other in LA try to do, they want to be famous and have the spotlight right on them and then they want to be seen as generous people who do care if the bulbs are flashed on them or not. Celebes from other place come to LA to be seen, heard X@@##! around, drink then go to rehab… Welcome to LA folks.. And if Victoria thinks she in different and thinks that her urge is taken in the wrong sense then so be it, who cares, this place called LA is made for them to show how much their shit stink and yet they will carry it all over the place with an Armani perfume to let us breath.

Sean “Diddy” Combs is a force to be reckoned with in the music world. His bodyguards, meanwhile, have been accused of being a force to be feared in the club world. I sure would like to know what makes him think he’s better than anybody else; he may be rich but still talks like a low class fool, go back to school and learn how to speak. Your bodyguards sure must be stupid if this is the only job they can get. An education sounds about right for all 4 of you another star getting away with their crap. The dude is lucky he didn’t take out his “nine”. Diddy’s a loser, a womanizer and a punk-a** B****!!! Just a matter of time before his crap catches up with him. I hope no one ends up dead. OH WAIT’ that already happened. Someday someone is going to teach him a lesson the hard way, something he never would have thought off, but when things happen they can be ugly.