May 10th, 2008 by Tess

R Kelly’s underage porn trial has been delayed for more than five years now so who cares if we have to wait five years between litigants? The R&B singer’s lawyers filed a motion earlier this week to delay the trial for the umpteenth time. The motion will be considered on the first scheduled day of trial which is actually slated to begin today with jury selection. Apparently, the info leaked out last week that a witness will testify that she had a threesome with Kelly and the victim was what prompted the motion. The judge in the case has been trying to avoid leaks so Kelly won’t have any excuse to delay the proceedings but that’s all gone to waste now.
April 15th, 2008 by Tess

A porn video featuring Marilyn Monroe has been unearthed… and sold for $1.5 Million
The 15-minute black and white flick is thought to have been shot in the 1950s before Marilyn found global fame. It is said to show the Some Like It Hot star performing a sex act on an unidentified man. It has been bought by a New York businessman, who plans to lock it away to protect Marilyn’s reputation.
The film was stumbled upon by memorabilia collector Keya Morgan as he researched a documentary on Marilyn, who died aged 36 in 1962. Morgan said an ex-FBI spook told him about an informant who tipped off the agency about the video’s existence in the 1960s.
At the time FBI chief J Edgar Hoover was trying in vain to prove Marilyn was sleeping with President John F Kennedy or his brother Bobby. The informant made a copy of the flick, which ended up with his son after he died.
Morgan traced the son and acted as broker in the sale of the video to the businessman. He said: “You see instantly it’s Marilyn Monroe — she has the famous mole. She’s radiant.”
Morgan said the buyer told him: “I’m just going to lock it up. I’m not going to sell it out of respect.”
Edited declassified FBI documents say the informant “exhibited to agents a motion picture which depicted Marilyn Monroe committing a perverted act.”
According to the documents Marilyn’s husband, baseball hero Joe Dimaggio, tried in vain to buy the film for $25,000.
March 25th, 2008 by Tess

Lindsay Lohan has let rip with a fully loaded attack at playboy Calum Best for a sex video that found its way onto the web.
Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to George Best’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet. The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.
