May 4th, 2008 by Tess


We all know that Nicole Kidman can sing, or at the very least hold a tune, but to play an iconic music sensation is going to be a challenge. The Australian actress is set to play 60s English soul sensation Dusty Springfield in a new movie. The film will follow the singer’s rise to fame, her battle with alcohol and drug addiction as well as her bisexual affairs. Screenwriter Michael Cunningham, the same guy who wrote the movie ‘The Hours’ for which Nicole won an Oscar for, is writing the bio-pic. Considering all the players involved in this flick, from the subject to the writer to the actress, this could spell another Oscar.

April 23rd, 2008 by Tess


Miley Cyrus is at it again with some rather revealing pictures of herself leaking onto the internet once again. First, those lesbian-inspired pictures, then those pictures of her posing in her panties and now this! The 15-year old ‘Hannah Montana’ star sure is growing up fast – maybe a little too fast. In this set of photos, you can catch a glimpse of Miley’s bra and even cozying up to a guy who may be her boyfriend. At this rate, Miley will end up being the biggest slut in Hollywood before she even turns 21. I can’t believe her dad Billy Ray Cyrus just lets this happen.

February 1st, 2008 by Tess

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Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys football player, Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend and non-pussy singer. The football player who’s in a funk was dragged on stage earlier this week when he and Jess went out at the Key Club on West Hollywood to catch a show of 80s cover band Metal Skool. The band’s front man saw them in the audience and called them up. Tony initially didn’t want to get up there but he eventually did when chants of ‘pussy’ erupted from the crowd. He sang Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ and tried in vain to get Jess to sing. When she did grab the mic, it wasn’t pretty. The band made some excuse about them being buzzed but eh, we all know Jess and Tony can’t sing for crap.

January 8th, 2008 by Tess

Rihanna Cuts Hair Against Label's Wishes

Who knew getting a haircut could be so controversial? Apparently so in the case of Rihanna.

She’s the cover girl for January’s issue of Allure magazine. In her cover story interview, she says, “The label (Def Jam) didn’t want me to do this look. But cutting my hair, it made me stand out as an artist. I don’t care who likes it - this is me.”

You have to applaud any girl who will stand up and do her own thing. Rihanna, sweetheart, you’re beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you anything different.

December 5th, 2007 by Tess

Beyonce at Movies Rock

Beyonce, the artist with too many slashes between job descriptions to mention, showed up in a green Zac Posen Resort at ‘Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film’ which was held at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood on Sunday. And yes, she did her trademark pose of showing her armpits.

The noted singer and actress made a costume change into an Elie Saab dress some time during the show for her performance She performed a rousing rendition of ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ from The Wizard of Oz.

The show will air on Friday, December 7 at 9PM ET/PT on CBS.

December 3rd, 2007 by Tess

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman - spiritual beings

If you’re ever in Leipers Fork, Tennessee, keep your eyes peeled for some A-list celebrities. Urban and Kidman say their home there, just outside of Nashville, is a special place.

The two 40 year olds purchased a farm there this summer and have spent the last few months working on it. There they can find a little time away from the hustle and bustle of Hollywood and enjoy some much needed time alone.

Urban says, “There’s a pace and a way of living that is much more spiritually satisfying to me than a lot of other places.”

Aww, isn’t he just the cutest? Kudos to Keith and Nicole for being such an attractive, seemingly down to earth Hollywood couple.

Maybe my tears over Tom and Nicole were unfounded after all because both seem to have moved on and done quite well for themselves.

November 16th, 2007 by Tess

Angelina Jolie Splits Pants On Red Carpet

Brad Pitt came to his girlfriend Angelina Jolie’s rescue at the European premiere of her new film Beowulf on Sunday, by helping her cover-up when her leather pants split at the back. Pitt and Jolie were on the red carpet in London’s Leicester Square when the actress’ skin-tight black leather trousers started to unstitch around her bottom. I think that it was really an embarrassing thing for her. I can imagine how I would feel if I were d 1.but nice thinking brad. Way 2 go! I just can’t help with d thinking dat this whole thing was planned. Anyway what has happened has happened so I’ll advice Angelina 2 try and 4get it and face d future. At least she still has her whole life ahead of her. Sorry any way. Oh Yeah though I haven’t seen the pics of the pant split up till now, I am sure those pictures would be surfacing up soon very soon as the paparazzi would been on their toes for pics like these, she won’t be able to hide her butt like this, haha.

November 5th, 2007 by Tess

Paris Celebrates Halloween In Sin City

Paris Hilton skipped out on the Los Angeles Halloween festivities last night to hit up Las Vegas hot spot LAX. Paris hosted the party and was even the judge for the $20,000 costume contest. I thought that she was suppose to be Alice from Alice in Wonderland with the trip out contacts, and what the fuck is with her new obsession with those contacts. While she gets drunk and high at a party, the military are putting their lives on the line for us. That fucking outfit mocks them. There’s not one thought in her empty head about our troops. She needs her mouth slapped, THEN her lips will be swollen. Well she may have looked every bit the Halloween she really is in real life but wearing a military outfit that too at a Halloween party shows that even if some think she has a sense of humor I’d think she and all of Hollywood that is appreciating her outfit are actually a bunch of jerks who think that many fun of the soldiers is really cool. Sad thinking on their part.

October 29th, 2007 by Tess

She actually looks good here compared to her appearance on Oprah Winfrey promoting this movie. Jerry Seinfeld was looking at her on that show as tho he had never seen such a hideous monster. He probably never saw her during the voice overs. I like Renee Zellweger. Her FACE looks like that because she’s one of the few celebrities that have not done PLASTIC SURGERY. No one looks as perfect as most celebrity do when they age. I don’t even think we KNOW what celebrities look like when they get old. Demi Moore, Marcia Cross, ex-wife of House (M.D.), Michelle Pffiefer, Nicole Kidman the list goes on and on and on, have all gotten surgeries to look “younger”. I think that they just look weird and unnatural. I appreciate Renee coming out and representing middle aged women that DO age and don’t plasticize their face.

October 16th, 2007 by Tess

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Don’t worry; it’s been like that for 5 years. Every time she can, not she’s asking to, her talk about Victoria and David only to say bullshit. Victoria is classy and she’s garbage. Victoria never answered back to her because she has business to run. Believe it or not but she made the Beckham name famous. She launch DVB line with rock & republic (success), did two successful books, she has been a major fashion icon for 6 years, she was a spice girl you know, the best girl band from the nineties, she did some music with roca-fella……….What did she do, Jordan ? celebrity in jungle… Seriously, Jordan is an idiot. She’s done less than Posh, which by her own definition, she’s even more pathetic. Something tells me Jordan is simply jealous. Jordan should try and find herself something better to do, Victoria has a fashion house doing well and she has a world tour coming up and the tickets are selling well already, so is that good enough for Jordan to match or she is just good at making silly comments.

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September 19th, 2007 by Tess

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I am surprised AJ even takes the time to explain her sex life to anyone! It is none of any body’s business. Just because the public has made her notorious, does not mean that she is a X@@##!. Everyone should perhaps take note that she goes where she wants to, the photographers take pics of her constantly, but she leads her life her way. In other words, she really does not give a hoot what people have said about her until now when she is accused of being easy. I am so sick of everyone slamming her all the time. For once and for all I wish that people will get it into their heads that Brad Pitt most probably was out of his marriage long before he got together with Angie. Jennifer is nothing but another bimbo milking her sorry story for all it’s worth, while Angie gets all the havoc. Get it Jen…he was, after all, just not all that into you.

September 13th, 2007 by Tess

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According to Radar magazine Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are the most overrated people in the world. Ratings apart the choice of words that the magazine has used for Victoria - A POINTLESS COLLECTION OF BODY PARTS!!!!! HAHAHAHA… NO OFFENSE TO THE BECKHAMS, but those are some funny words….Wow! Actually sounds like a reasonably honest list, putting Pitt and Oprah Almighty on that list of overrated people. And Bono ta’ boot? If they have Michael Moore and Alec Baldwin on that list I’m going to see it out and find a way to subscribe. But what ever has been the criteria for the ratings, David certainly knows how to play soccer or else he would never have been the captain of the England national football team. And Victoria would never have been a successful singer and designer that she is today. So probably the magazine should have a relook at the publishing and be more considerate on the matter.

September 8th, 2007 by Tess

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She is what Vanessa Hudgens had to say “I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust mean the world to me,” the 18-year-old High School Musical star said “I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends.” Everyone does at least one crazy thing when they are young that they wouldn’t want their children to know about. I hardly think a naked picture makes her immoral. Most of the younger kids who watch HSM won’t even know about it. As long as the parents are proactive and keep CNN off for a few days, it will all blow over. Oh please everyone acts like they have never taken naked pictures of themselves. Is not so smart, you can never trust a naked picture in your boyfriends hands. But she is young and her life will go on. Everyone needs to stop calling her out on it because we have all done, most people just won’t admit to it.

September 8th, 2007 by Tess

Jessica Alba doesn’t pay attention to news about her weight, in fact, she doesn’t diet at all.

“I don’t listen to it. I don’t read it,” she told about the speculation that she has recently lost weight. “I think it would make me crazy if I did.”jessica-alba.jpg

Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet. ”

The winner of the female hottie award at the Teen Choice Awards does, however, admit to one healthy habit: “I drink a lot of water.”

The actress told Instyle magazine this spring that she “had womanly curves at a young age,” which she says dictated her early career. “Usually kid actors are a few years older than the roles they play. I was two or three years younger.”

For Alba, her priorities are clear. “I just try to do a good job and keep people entertained with the movies that I do.”

September 1st, 2007 by Tess

British actress Keira Knightley has had enough of the media’s fixation with her looks, weight and figure, and urged people to focus on her films instead.

In Venice to promote her latest movie “Atonement,” the 22-year-old star of the hit “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise had to field questions about her curves during a news conference this week.

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“It’s really frustrating, and particularly when you come to Venice film festival with a film that is an intelligent film,” she told Reuters in an interview. “It’s a thought-provoking film you can have a really good discussion about.

“I think it was just a shame that that had to be brought up then, and the fact that we all knew that it was going to be brought up,” she added, referring to the cast and crew of “Atonement” with her at the conference.

“We actually had a bet going. I was like ‘Come on, how many times either anorexia or something about my body, are going to come up.”‘

Knightley is the subject of constant tabloid press coverage of whether she is anorexic, what example she sets girls and young women and who she is linked with romantically.

“I think what I want to keep it about is the work, that’s all I’m interested in, and when you’ve got a project like this I think it’s a shame to take it away from that.”

The actress, nominated for an Oscar in the 2005 film “Pride and Prejudice,” has won early critical praise for her portrayal of Cecilia Tallis in “Atonement,” a film directed by Joe Wright and based on Ian McEwan’s acclaimed novel.

Knightley said she was “really proud” of “Atonement,” her second collaboration with Wright after “Pride and Prejudice.”

But she said she is highly critical of her own work and finds it difficult watching herself on the big screen.

“I’m my worst critic,” she said. “If you really want me to cut my part to pieces, I absolutely can and I don’t want to get to a day when I can’t.”

She said that one of the attractions of playing Cecilia was Wright’s decision to use speech patterns and acting styles similar to those in the 1930s and 1940s, the period in which most of the narrative is set.

“I think the 30s and 40s, (it is a) speech pattern that we’ve pretty much lost now.

“It sort of reached the pinnacle of ’stiff-upper-lip-ness’, and people very rarely do it in these films, people are very frightened of it.”

August 20th, 2007 by Tess

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The Spice Girls just unveiled their cover art for their 2007 Greatest Hits Album. Sparkly!

The girls had something to say about it on their official website where they do most of their announcements perhaps to avoid any photographed cat fights and evil eyes towards each other.

In their statement, they expressed their excitement for the reveal of the cover and said that they were all involved with the design (really?) and are pleased with it. They also said that they are working on the album and have started planning for the tour.

They also gave a big Girl Power hug to Baby Spice who just had a baby boy.

August 17th, 2007 by Tess

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The producer of Jessica Simpson’s upcoming film Major Movie Star has denied reports the actress is behaving like a diva onset. He says, “Jessica’s fun, committed and focused. She is a team player and she makes it fun. She’s a workhorse. Jessica is a total pro.” The producer says so because he cannot risk the production of the movie just for the ugliness shown by one of the stars on the movie sets and that’s the plain and simple truth. The poor guy has put in the money and does not want the movie to gather a bad image just because of a snobbish actress like Jessica is involved in the movie making. She can’t act but still the producer has given her a chance and how she plans to repay his faith, with loads of tantrums. Hey baby let the poor guy live for sometime or else he could just have to say all the good things about you which he never ever would like to say in his dreams either. After being a blonde doesn’t mean you have the acting skill in your head.

August 12th, 2007 by Tess

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Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice AKA stick is a well-known fake. Just when you think she couldn’t get any faker, along comes a look-alike in the form of Chanelle.

The British ‘Big Brother’ reality show bimbo Chanelle Hayes arrived at a London event this past Thursday night dressed exactly the same way as Posh did when she attended an award show last June.

For some reason, I think Chanelle looks like a trashier and cheaper version of Posh. But then again, she would be cheaper because she doesn’t have a husband that earns $250 million a year just by sitting on the bench.

August 9th, 2007 by Tess

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can be licked for 50 cents thanks to a new Australian postage stamp of the couple.

A picture of the Mr and Mrs Smith co-stars and their youngest daughter Shiloh has been made into a stamp.

A New Idea magazine spokesman said, “These stamps are sure to become instantly collectible and be sought after by philatelists around the country.”

The Hollywood A-List couple will join the likes of the Queen, the Pope and the nation’s sporting heroes by being immortalized in a fifty-cent stamp, issued by Australia Post.
The picture to be placed on the stamp includes Pitt and Jolie along with their daughter Shiloh.
A spokesperson from New Idea said that Australia would become the first country to feature Brad and Angelina on a stamp.
“I don’t know of any other country in the world that has ever had Brad and Angelina on a stamp,” the AAP quoted the New Idea spokesman, as saying.
“Whatever the case, these stamps are sure to become instantly collectible and be sought after by philatelists around the country,” the spokesman added.

August 3rd, 2007 by Tess

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Kill Bill star Uma Thurman seems to have found a new romantic interest. US weekly magazine recently published some photographs of the actress in a lip lock with Swiss banker Arpad Busson. He is Elle Macpherson’s ex; the two have two children together. The two reportedly hooked up at the 45th anniversary party for designer Valentino in Rome. Uma Thurman has been single since her split in March from Andre Balazs. Busson and Macpherson have been split since 2005. It seems that Uma has a real taste for the businessmen with the money. I don’t think I’ve heard about her dating another actor since her marriage to Ethan Hawke. It seems to work out better in Hollywood when both partners do not do the same job. The romance is less based on a fantasy and more based on reality. This isn’t really shocking news of any sort but I guess some people do care what Uma Thurman is doing these days.

July 25th, 2007 by Tess

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Spice Girl Melanie Brown is planning to marry boyfriend Stephen Belafonte. Brown, who has been dating the film produce since she split from Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy last year, said she was ready to wed for a second time. She must have needed emotional support after the break up from Murphy and the fact that Murphy said that her baby was not his must have really saddened her a lot and Stephen would have been there with her to help take care of her during this difficult period. She told: “Stephen has been a godsend, Eddie hasn’t been in touch once since I had the baby, and it’s unbelievable. But Stephen has been a tower of support. He is the love of my life and I am going to marry him” Oh babes we ain’t stopping to from taking the vows with him, but just make sure he doesn’t drive over you just like Eddie did.

July 24th, 2007 by Tess

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“Mr. and Mrs. Smith” star Angelina Jolie threatened to dump “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” co-star and husband Brad Pitt after discovering Pitt had taken their 14-month-old Shiloh for lunch with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Pitt and Aniston, who divorced two years ago, met at the latter’s Malibu mansion for an “emotional” lunch last month, while Pitt was promoting “Ocean’s Thirteen” in Los Angeles. She must have thrown the kitchen sink and him for doing this to her, after the couple have been so much in love and Angelina has been showing over a good period of time that she is a dedicated mother. “Angelina couldn’t believe it. She asked Brad what the hell he thought he was doing, and why he was humiliating her like that. But Brad couldn’t believe he was getting the third degree. He told Ange it was just a harmless lunch,” reports have said. Well seems that Brad has been busy facing the music from his love and he better make up his mind before the lovely lady shows him the door.

July 16th, 2007 by Tess

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The 41 year old Two and a Half Men actor Charlie Sheen just announced his engagement to his girlfriend, actress Brooke Mueller. The two met last year at the home of director Brett Ratner. Sheen proposed during a recent trip to Costa Rica with an 11 carat yellow diamond. Yellow? I guess you try to change it up when you’ve been engaged as many times as Sheen has. It seems like the only time that we ever hear about Charlie Sheen in the press anymore is when he is either splitting with someone or hooking up. His life seems to be too much like that silly TV show of his. Though it is great for a few good laughs on Monday night, what does it say about a 40 year old man who refuses to grow up? Not much. Perhaps this time Charlie really means it and he isn’t just trying to play house with yet another pretty actress.